Threads we're unlikely to see

[under par]

I would never be seen in a creased shirt by Will

or the alternative Simon

"Will seen at Comet buying a steam iron."

[ElaineB]

Please don't ask me if I do drops and please drop me until you hear my head bang on the floor.

Elaine

[Dizzy]

Ceroc is restricted to one weekender a year

[Dizzy]

The 'I hate Rachel Club'

(Sorry Rachel, but it is something we are unlikely to see )

[Lory]

How the forum has helped me become more focussed at work!

[Ghost]

Please don't ask me if I do drops and please drop me until you hear my head bang on the floor.

Elaine

*Cough*
*Goes and gets asprin for Wayaay Bird*


Christopher

[Tessalicious]

Ceroc has announced that they will not be accepting any more new members.

[under par]

Ceroc has announced that they will not be accepting any more new members.

Tess that thread should run alongside "Ceroc/leroc etc works really hard to retain its members".

[Feelingpink]

UP and Mrs UP give up MJ and open a homely B&B for doggy holidays

... or Mr & Mrs UP go to six weekenders on the trot without winning a thing.

[El Salsero Gringo]

or the alternative Simon

"Will seen at Comet buying a steam iron."

TwK: why a plain white T-shirt is best

[Gojive]

Pontins Camber announce air conditioning to be fitted in all it's halls!

[Dizzy]

Ashtons announce Free Water!!

[under par]

Lynn takes up barefoot dancing and gives all her dance shoes to Emelda Marcos.

Doubles the size of Emelda's collection

[Will]

"Why I never GO LARGE at McDonalds" - By Simon R

"700 arrests made for Breech of the Peace last weekend at Camber in operation Under Par".

[Gojive]

Where can I buy a hamster - Missy D

Forumite wristbands are great - David James

[Rhythm King]

Skirts for freestyle - the longer and plainer the better, by Zebra Woman

UCP dancing is inappropriate for MJ, by Silver Fox

[Dreadful Scathe]

"Gus advocates downloading music for free"
"Why Dance Demon only uses mp3s"
"Why Jango only plays Pop music"
"Why partners are queueing up to dance with Dreadful Scathe"
"Ceroc now using Leroc teachers"
"Non Scottish team win at Blackpool" (4 years in a row so far )
"Under Par models shorts for Top Man"
"Will leaves Kate for better dancer"
"TheTramp refuses to do any drops or dips"
"Ceroc starts dating web site - admits its been a singles night all along"
"DavidB wins breakdancing tournament"
"WCS footwork easier than Ceroc"
"Gadget says footwork is the most important part of jive"
"Jive Aces denounce scientology and reform as a boyband"
....
...its a slow news day

[Donna]

"Gus advocates downloading music for free"
"Why Dance Demon only uses mp3s"
"Why Jango only plays Pop music"
"Why partners are queueing up to dance with Dreadful Scathe"
"Ceroc now using Leroc teachers"
"Non Scottish team win at Blackpool" (4 years in a row so far )
"Under Par models shorts for Top Man"
"Will leaves Kate for better dancer"
"TheTramp refuses to do any drops or dips"
"Ceroc starts dating web site - admits its been a singles night all along"
"DavidB wins breakdancing tournament"
"WCS footwork easier than Ceroc"
"Gadget says footwork is the most important part of jive"
"Jive Aces denounce scientology and reform as a boyband"
....
...its a slow news day

These are brilliant!

Can't wait to see what Jiveknights comments are on the last one!

[Tiggerbabe]

"Why Dance Demon only uses mp3s"

Stop Press: Hell Froze Over at the BFG, as the Demon was spotted DJ-ing from his iPod

Oh No! Sorry - wrong thread - the above actually happened

[LMC]

DavidJames: Competitions are great