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Reply With Quote2. Use as a tea cosy
Originally Posted by ESG
Ok Number suggestions please - let's see if we can actually get to 1000 (lots of rep going to be dished out for this thread)
1. Spare pet
Be Well,
Christopher
2. Use as a tea cosy
urrr.. stick it on your head?
4. Put it in a hutch and tell people it's not a hare but a rare form of rabbit.
5. Use as a duster
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
5. Put it in your draws to scare off your partner if you want a good nights sleep!
6. Whilst on holiday in Germany, stick it down your bikini bottoms and blend in with the rest of them!
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
7. Take it to the Stylist (with a straight face) and ask them if they can do 'something funky' with it.
6. Whilst on holiday in Germany, stick it down your bikini bottoms and blend in with the rest of them!
8. Put it in the boot of your car, with a few inches sticking out on show.
9. Dare someone to stick in one top of a bald persons head when walking past.
Doff it - like a hat - as you pass by ladies in the street.
Allow small furry mamals to nest in it. Then have fun combing them out.
12. Test the latest brands and fragrances of Immac on it. (Do it in small patches to make one hair-piece last, or have a few new ones standing by.)
13. Measure at what wind-speed it blows off your head - then hire yourself out to the Met Office as a mobile gale-force indicator.
It's now called Veet. Not that I use it
Use it as an insulating bum-cover if you ever have to sit on a cold railing while waiting for a train. Or in times of need (the cake is about to burn) as an oven-cloth that's always to hand.
Lend it to Missy D as a companion to her hamster...
That's cruel! It might choke on it!
Yeah this is another idea! Serve on a plate when your friends come around for dinner!
Re: 1000 silly things to do with a hair-piece?
Turn up to full volume so you can hair properly...
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