chatting after a dance - round three

[Lee]

Ding Ding.....Seconds out - ROUND THREE

Now the 'round two' thread has been moved, shall we continue the thread?



Lee

[TiggsTours]

Ding Ding.....Seconds out - ROUND THREE

Now the 'round two' thread has been moved, shall we continue the thread here:



Lee

You just like the fight don't you? I bet you used to pull the legs off spiders when you were a kid.

[Donna]

You just like the fight don't you? I bet you used to pull the legs off spiders when you were a kid.

Yeah! And then stick the body into a pack of currents!!!

[dee]

You just like the fight don't you? I bet you used to pull the legs off spiders when you were a kid.

childhood memories, i used to do that

[Raphael]

childhood memories, i used to do that

Well lets hope you havent progressed to pulling the legs off of the male species when your done with them, apperently we are in short supply in the MJ world judging by all the comments.

Now i know why i get so many dances.

[dee]

Well lets hope you havent progressed to pulling the legs off of the male species when your done with them, apperently we are in short supply in the MJ world judging by all the comments.

Now i know why i get so many dances.

How can you tell a female to a male spider anyway

Not only that, i have never seen a male spider dance

[Rhythm King]

How can you tell a female to a male spider anyway

Not only that, i have never seen a male spider dance

Well if you've seen a female spider dance, then you know how to tell them apart

[Baruch]

Not only that, i have never seen a male spider dance

That's because they really have trouble figuring out which foot to step back on first....

[ducasi]

That's because they really have trouble figuring out which foot to step back on first....

I understand, though, that once they get over that, they're very good at ochos and octopuses.

[Princess Fi]

I understand, though, that once they get over that, they're very good at ochos and octopuses.

Should that not be 'octopi'?

[Gojive]

Should that not be 'octopi'?

Only if it's baked it pastry

[Rhythm King]

Only if it's baked it pastry

I can understand male spiders having difficulty in dancing, after all, they've got four left feet

[Ghost]

I think you're all missing the point here - what techniques do the male spiders use to get the female spiders to talk to them?

Be Well,
Christopher

[TiggsTours]

I think you're all missing the point here - what techniques do the male spiders use to get the female spiders to talk to them?

Be Well,
Christopher

Well, if we're speaking spiders, I think that asking the female spider her preferred choice of post-coital behaviour would be a good idea!

[Gojive]

I think you're all missing the point here - what techniques do the male spiders use to get the female spiders to talk to them?

Be Well,
Christopher

Anything they can, to get their leg over, leg over, leg over, leg over

[Rhythm King]

I think you're all missing the point here - what techniques do the male spiders use to get the female spiders to talk to them?

Be Well,
Christopher

They use web-mail, obviously.

[dee]

That's because they really have trouble figuring out which foot to step back on first....

[bigdjiver]

It is a shame we cannot rep a thread.

[Ghost]

It is a shame we cannot rep a thread.

Look at the top rightish of the page - "Rate Thread"

Be Well,
Christopher

[bigdjiver]

Look at the top rightish of the page - "Rate Thread"

Be Well,
Christopher

or I could even vote ...