Silly Questions? Sensible Answers!

[doc martin]

But what happens if you strap the toast butter side up, to the back of a cat, and push it off the worktop?

The cat will lick all the butter off on the way down, land on its feet, scratch your ankles and look at you as if you are an idiot.

Clever people, i can't think of any

Einstein

[Donna]

You must be able to think of a silly question. How about "Which foot should I step back on in a First Move?"? DJ, where are you

now that's what I call a silly question.

[Freya]

Well, now that you mention it....

Say person A lives in Y and person B lives in Z. If person A goes on holiday to Z and person B, at the same time, goes on holiday to Y, the weather cannot simultaneously be better in Y and Z than in Z and Y.

Now I'm just confused???

You must be able to think of a silly question. How about "Which foot should I step back on in a First Move?"? DJ, where are you

Thats not a silly question!!!!! Surely the foot you step back on depends on what your next move is and which foot your most comfortable stepping back on!!

How bout...Why do cats have nine lives? Why not 8 or 10???

[stewart38]

You must be able to think of a silly question. How about "Which foot should I step back on in a First Move?"? DJ, where are you

Sensible answer would be the correct one ?

[Gojive]

=Gojive
But what happens if you strap the toast butter side up, to the back of a cat, and push it off the worktop?

The cat will lick all the butter off on the way down, land on its feet, scratch your ankles and look at you as if you are an idiot.

Would the cat be right?......ah, that's probably a straightforward answer!

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ?

[philsmove]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

[Tessalicious]

Do blind men still pee standing up?

Why is it that when you own two of something, you can always find both, but if you only buy one, it goes missing really quickly (girls, I'm thinking nail files, tweezers, that sort of thing)?

[Dirty D]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Come to think of it, Why Black Box? Why not Blue? or pink with yellow poker dots? Come to think of it again, surely being black, it be harder to find amoungst a burn out plane? Perhaps, my idea wasn't so off the wall!

Another thing, why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

[Dirty D]

If Bats are Blind and only come out in the night, How do they know when its dark?

[Freya]

If Bats are Blind and only come out in the night, How do they know when its dark?

Bats aren't completely blind they can sense subtle differences in light!!!

[Dirty D]

Bats aren't completely blind they can sense subtle differences in light!!!

ok so if there not blind, surely they would notice that they are sleeping upside down!

[Msfab]

ok so if there not blind, surely they would notice that they are sleeping upside down!

May they choose to sleep upside down! It is a free world after all or are bats not included?

[El Salsero Gringo]

Come to think of it, Why Black Box? Why not Blue? or pink with yellow poker dots? Come to think of it again, surely being black, it be harder to find amoungst a burn out plane? Perhaps, my idea wasn't so off the wall!

They aren't actually black - they're red or orange, to make them easier to spot. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fdr_sidefront.jpg)

[Msfab]

They aren't actually black - they're red or orange, to make them easier to spot. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fdr_sidefront.jpg)

So why are they called Black boxes?

[Donna]

They aren't actually black - they're red or orange, to make them easier to spot. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fdr_sidefront.jpg)

so why call it black box?

[Dirty D]

They aren't actually black - they're red or orange, to make them easier to spot. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fdr_sidefront.jpg)

ok so why are black boxes not call red and orange boxes?

[Lou]

Come to think of it, Why Black Box? Why not Blue? or pink with yellow poker dots?

Aren't they actually orange?



Ooops! ESG beat me to it!

[El Salsero Gringo]

An ornament. Most furniture would have an 'Occasional' use.

I think you're being deliberately anti-fun.

[El Salsero Gringo]

So why are they called Black boxes?

You're the one calling it a Black Box (you could call it a Flight Data/Voice Recorder) so you tell us why you call it a Black Box!

[Dirty D]

While we're on this subject of colour, Why "silver" service waiter/waitress?