Originally Posted by
David Franklin
I was wondering - would the solitary loser who hasn't managed to win a national competition of them care to make themselves known? I'm not sure we want that kind of character on the forum...
I've received a PM from Gus telling me it was him. And so at this point, I think the wheels of justice need to turn...
{courtroom scene}
[Young eager barrister, wearing a t-shirt with the words "I'm Just a Beginner"] The Forum Persecution Service rests it's case, m'lud.
[Judge Franck]Gus Stanley Fletcher - you have been found guilty of the heinous crime of posting inflammotory, um, contentius, er... you have been found guility of stirring it on the forum without a national title. It now falls on me to pronouce sentence.
{Judge pauses, looking serious. Then, to gasps from the crowd, he puts on a black jacket. (Closer scrutiny shows the word Ceroc printed on one side, along with a BetFair 888 advert on the other)}.
You will be taken this day to be remanded at Ceroc HQ. In the evening, you will be taken to Mary Ward House, where at 7:30pm, you will be semi-circled to the left until thoroughly annoyed. You will not pass GO, and you will not collect £200 pounds. May God have mercy on your posting privileges.
[Gus]You can't do this. It's a stitch-up! I was only being Official Devil's Advocate! And I would have got away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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