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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by philsmove
    Here is another scam
    If you get an envelope from a company called HM Revenue & Customs Service, DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the government. This is untrue! The money the HM Revenue & Customs collects is used to fund various other corporations which depend on subsidies to stay in business.
    This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the Social Security who claim to take money from your regular paychecks and save it for your retirement. Pull the other one
    "social security" , "paychecks" ... cant you at least alter this to be British relevant

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    "social security" , "paychecks" ... cant you at least alter this to be British relevant

    social security is British ?

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch
    I going to name you Victor Meldrew
    Instead of 'one foot in the grave' its 'two feet in his gob'

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    They'd probably found out they were the only person within 50 miles who hadn't seen it
    Don't you live further away than 50 miles ?
    Or did you want me to bend over that partition at Bognor to see if it was safe?

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    They'd probably found out they were the only person within 50 miles who hadn't seen it
    I think it's fair to say, THAT PHOTO of you, has been seen the length and breadth of the country!
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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    I think it's far to say, THAT PHOTO of you, has been seen the length nd breadth of the country!
    OMG LMFAO

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    EYE TEST





    Count every "F" in the following text:





    FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
    THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.













    SO HOW MANY ?





    ...................... 3?










    WRONG,


    THERE ARE 6 ... No joke.



    READ IT AGAIN !



    Really, go Back

    and Try to find the 6 F's

    before you scroll down.



    The reasoning is:

    The brain cannot process "OF".



    Incredible or what?

    Go back and look again!!



    Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

    Three is normal, four is quite rare.

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    Fascinating stuff...
    I didn't really need proof that i'm not a genius but that is really amazing, i counted 3.

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    I got 6 but I also have to check everything in my job.

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit
    that this one is important.
    Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email
    list.
    If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a
    survey and asks you to show them your bum, DO NOT show them your bum.
    This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.
    I wish I'd got this yesterday
    Wow...heavy. Either I've missed something, or I've just had the most humongous, industrial strength deja vu.

    Was this really only posted for the first time today???

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov
    Wow...heavy. Either I've missed something, or I've just had the most humongous, industrial strength deja vu.

    Was this really only posted for the first time today???
    most of the time you bore me, the rest of the time is just pure entertainment

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov
    Wow...heavy. Either I've missed something, or I've just had the most humongous, industrial strength deja vu.

    Was this really only posted for the first time today???
    I remember this being posted once before - but it was a different bottom. Witty's bum is much nicer. And cleaner too...

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    I remember this being posted once before - but it was a different bottom. Witty's bum is much nicer. And cleaner too...
    yeah but you have a much nicer bum than me ' oh greatest god of sussex'

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    yeah but you have a much nicer bum than me ' oh greatest god of sussex'
    I think my bum has been seen by more people - but I like the look of yours and I'm willing to part-exchange bums if you're interested ...

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    I think my bum has been seen by more people - but I like the look of yours and I'm willing to part-exchange bums if you're interested ...
    mine is very pleasing to the eye
    will swap if you want cos yours is truly wonderful

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird
    mine is very pleasing to the eye
    will swap if you want cos yours is truly wonderful
    Can anyone join in the Witty/Mcgregor "love in"


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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    I think my bum has been seen by more people
    Yerrrr Right




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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by under par
    Can anyone join in the Witty/Mcgregor "love in"

    absolutely

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    Re: Serious Scam Warning

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    I remember this being posted once before - but it was a different bottom. Witty's bum is much nicer. And cleaner too...
    Does DianaS know what you're saying about her?

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