What movies teach us....!!

[TheTramp]

1. Large loft-style apartments in New York City overlooking Central Park are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut - you will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communications system of any invading alien society.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7. If you are blond and pretty, it is possible to become a world
expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, all of which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit
a strip club at least once.

11. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

13. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

14. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even when scuba
diving.

15. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

16. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German)

17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

18. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through it before long.

19. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

21. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will
always say: "Enter Password Now"

22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is
necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

24. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to
make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

27. When they are all alone, all foreign military officers prefer
to speak to each other in English

[Lou]

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

When in love, it is customary to burst into song.

When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

Creepy music coming from a cemetary should always be investigated more closely.

All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

The more a man and woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.

[bigdjiver]

On a more serious note some of the historic movies can be found for free

http://www.openculture.com/2009/11/f...es_online.html

[emmylou25]

He he, I read the title of this thread as 'what moves teach us'