...even if it's only in an arm-lockOriginally Posted by fletch
More sex
ANY sex
Chocolate
Dancing
Sunshine
A nice cup of tea
Going dancing
A nice big argument on the forum
A pin up of Andy McGregor
A voodoo doll of DavidJames (with pins)
A million dollars
A pony and a plastic rocket
New shoes
Just clicking here has made my day complete
Starting at the topOriginally Posted by Andy McGregor
I have;-
Leaopard print
hat
pants
2 dresses
shoes
scarf
gloves
bag
and
coat
I cant wear them all at the same time, that would be bad taste
We could do a 'Bet Linch' together
...even if it's only in an arm-lockOriginally Posted by fletch
I'm an expert in wrestling moves I used to date Pat RoachOriginally Posted by Barry Shnikov
R.I.P Pat, x
x
which would YOU prefer on or offOriginally Posted by fletch
Swinging bee, you are on my next hit list, you escaped at Bognor, but I always get my man
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Just like the Mounties eh!........Mounties? do they mount things I wonder...? oh yes, of course, they ride horses don't they...silly me!.. got it wrong..
Originally Posted by Swinging bee
Just like the Mounties eh!........Mounties? do they mount things I wonder...? oh yes, of course, they ride horses don't they...silly me!.. got it wrong..[/QUOTE]
you are trying to encourage me to be naughty we will get in trouble and sent upstairs
Originally Posted by fletch
you are trying to encourage me to be naughty we will get in trouble and sent upstairs[/QUOTE]
Where you will get 50 lashes with a scented boot lace
Only 50, surly you can manage moreOriginally Posted by Swinging bee
Originally Posted by fletch
Actually no, I've been using my right arm too much......
Would have to get a man in! ! !
I have been trying for yearsOriginally Posted by Swinging bee
if you know any send e'm my way
Is stamina a criteria...Originally Posted by fletch
Indeed, what is your ideal man then?
oooo now you've asked.Originally Posted by Swinging bee
Loyal
Fluid
sense of humour
independent
I would like to be put on a pedestal and treated like a princess, but I will settle for respect.
Intelligent 'ish'
i'm not bothered about looks to much, but I seem to be attracted to the larger man (height and weight I mean)
ho and single I don't take what's not mine, well not men anyway.
So if you know any let me know
Keep regular....Originally Posted by fletch
So you are just an old fashioned gal' at heart...I notice that sense of humour is near the top of the list.. I can confess that before I met Lin it always seemed to get me into trouble.........
Must get on! got two events to Dj this weekend and there are tracks to put on the laptop.....for the benefit of Minnie M .... they are real cool
There arn't many men cleaver enough to see it though, but I do a good job of hiding itOriginally Posted by Swinging bee
have a fab week end your music is FAB
Originally Posted by fletch
what no knickers
what chalet did you say you were pole dancing at at Storm
Pants, that my Brummie word for KnickersOriginally Posted by thewacko
Although I have been known to go camondo, it save the V.P.L.
Originally Posted by fletch
Just been thinkin'. Pants sounds like a plural of pant....Ah! Now I get the picture.....
Isn't that what dogs do??? Not me thenOriginally Posted by Swinging bee
Are you saying that you have never panted???? or are you frightened to admit it !! Ah, go on do tell.Originally Posted by fletch
No i'm saying I'm not a dog, a bitch occasionally, but not a dogOriginally Posted by Swinging bee
thought of wearing a kilt at storm but come to think of it it could be cold and I wouldn,t want you thinking I was a girlOriginally Posted by fletch
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