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    I'm tired of being what you want me to be
    Feeling so faithless
    Lost under the surface
    I don't know what you're expecting of me
    Put under the pressure
    Of walking in your shoes
    [Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow]
    Every step that I take is another mistake to you
    [Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow]

    I've
    Become so numb
    I can't feel you there
    Become so tired
    So much more aware
    I'm becoming this
    All I want to do
    Is be more like me
    And be less like you

    Can't you see that your smothering me
    Holding too tightly
    Afraid to lose control
    Cause everything that you thought I would be
    Has fallen apart right in front of you

    [Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow]
    Every step that I take is another mistake to you
    [Caught in the undertow,just caught in the undertow]
    And every second I waste is more than I can take

    I've
    Become so numb
    I can't feel you there
    Become so tired
    So much more aware
    I'm becoming this
    All I want to do
    Is be more like me
    And be less like you

    And I know
    I may end up failing too

    But I know
    You were just like me
    With someone disappointed in you

    I've
    Become so numb
    I can't feel you there
    Become so tired
    So much more aware
    I'm becoming this
    All I want to do
    Is be more like me
    And be less like you

    I've
    Become so numb
    I can't feel you there
    [Tired of being what you want me to be]
    (Repeat x 2)

    Numb.. Linkin Park

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    Re: Lyrical Moments...

    an Odd one...

    "Sonic Attack" - Hawkwind

    "In case of Sonic Attack on your district,
    follow these rules.....
    If you are making love, it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously
    Do not waste time blocking your ears
    Do not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter
    Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible, but do not panic.....
    Use your wheels, it is what they are for
    Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons, which should be left if possible, in a shelter
    Do not attempt to use your own limbs
    If no wheels are available, metal, not organic, limbs should be employed whenever practical.....
    Remember, in the case of Sonic Attack,
    Survival does mean every man for himself
    Statistically more people survive
    if they think only of themselves

    Do not attempt to rescue friends,
    relatives, or loved ones.
    You have only a few seconds to escape
    Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
    Do not panic
    Think only of yourselves....

    These are the first signs of Sonic Attack:
    You will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating.
    You will notice a vibration in your diaphragm
    You will hear a distant hissing in your ears
    You will feel dizzy
    You will feel the need to vomit
    There will be bleeding from orifices
    There will be an ache in the pelvic region
    You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting,
    or even laughter
    These are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction
    Your only real protection is flight
    If you are less than ten years old,
    then remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
    But remember: You can help no-one else,
    No-one else,
    No-one else......
    "

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    From the first time that I saw you
    I wanted nothing but to make you mine
    Now there's this girl with milk white hands
    And on her finger your wedding band shines
    Still you tempt me with your kisses
    Still you tempt me with your charm
    Ain't gonna struggle no more with this
    Tonight I'm gonna lie down in your arms
    And all my fear and all my sorrow
    It will disappear
    I'll do the right thing come tomorrow
    But tonight I'm gonna stay right here
    I'm gonna stay right here

    Now me I'm just a lonely girl
    And I know baby you're a lonely man
    And I may never mean more to you
    Than a sin that lied waiting in your hands
    Still I tempt you with my kisses
    Still I tempt you with my charm
    Ain't gonna ask but one thing of you
    Forgive me darling and I'll forgive you - well
    All my fear and all my sorrow
    It will disappear
    I'll do the right thing come tomorrow
    But tonight I'm gonna stay right here
    I'm gonna stay right here

    Come tomorrow don't you worry baby
    Ain't gonna turn the blame on you
    Come tomorrow ain't nobody gonna
    Make me walk in shame - for loving you
    I ain't got no diamonds on my fingers
    Ain't got no gold baby in my hands
    I know this world don't owe me nothing
    So tonight I'm going to take baby what I can
    All my fear and all my sorrow
    It will disappear
    I'll do the right thing come tomorrow
    But tonight I'm gonna stay right here
    I'm gonna stay right here


    Come tomorrow – Patti Scialfa

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    You're A Trendy F*****g Pussy

    You always talk behind my back, but when i see you, you want to shake my hand
    When i see you ready to fight, you change your story like i knew you might
    You grew up wanting to be just like me, but i'm not cool in your clique anymore
    I never changed with the trends like you did, so you're not allowed to like me anymore
    You always do whatever's fashionable, and you hate me cuz i don't
    You want to be everyone's friend, and you hate me cuz i won't
    You're defending someone you barely know, you're such a f*****g homo

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    All American Rejects - Happy Endings!

    Time does tell
    That even if they say so
    She'd be the one that would know
    That I did do what I've done
    And I wouldn't call it cheating
    I'd just say I was leading her on
    Why walk while I run a-way

    You- you ask me what went wrong
    Me- I'll write you this last song
    Please- just tell me one way we can win
    One- more thing before I go
    Two- the one who loves me so
    Three- don't make me count to three again

    Happy endings
    Just what did you do, If you're a dream then come true
    Stop pretending
    That what you mean isn't what you say
    Hopeful dreaming,
    Of times before the pain, wishing it was still the same
    Loving, leaving
    Round and round and round we go again

    Walks a-lone, have often lead to thinking
    My love for you is sinking to what seems an all time low
    or high, the limits' never ending,
    And don't you know I'm sending
    There's no venture I won't go
    For you

    You- you ask me what went wrong
    Me- I'll write you this last song
    Please- just tell me one way we can win
    One- more thing before I go
    Two- the one who loves me so
    Three- don't make me count to three again

    Happy endings
    Just what did you do, If you're a dream then come true
    Stop pretending
    That what you mean isn't what you say
    Hopeful dreaming,
    Of times before the pain, wishing it was still the same
    Loving, leaving
    Round and round and round we go again

    She walks away, she talks away
    She walks away
    She walks away, she talks away
    Away, away...

    Happy endings
    Just what did you do, If you're a dream then come true
    Stop pretending
    That what you mean isn't what you say
    Hopeful dreaming,
    Of times before the pain, wishing it was still the same
    Loving, leaving
    Round and round and round we go again

    Happy endings
    Just what did you do, If you're a dream then come true
    Stop pretending
    That what you mean isn't what you say
    Hopeful dreaming,
    Of times before the pain, wishing it was still the same
    Loving, leaving

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    Your words to me just a whisper
    Your face is so unclear
    I try to pay attention
    Your words just disappear

    'Cause its always raining in my head
    Forget all the things I should have said

    So I speak to you in riddles because
    My words get in my way. I smoke the
    whole thing to my head and feel it
    wash away 'cause i can't take anymore
    of this, I want to come apart.
    or dig myself a little hole inside
    your precious heart

    'Cause its always raining in my head
    Forget all the things I should have said

    I am nothing more than a little boy inside
    That cries out for attention
    yet I always try to hide
    'Cause I talk to you like children,
    Though I don't know how I feel
    But I know I'll do the right thing
    If the right thing is revealed

    'Cause its always raining in my head
    Forget all the things I should have said

    Epiphany - Staind

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    Lately love keeps keeping up at night
    Tossing and turning, my love
    Wanna kiss you, wanna hold you real tight
    Ooo but I wonder love whether you know or not
    You just hurry away, leaving me laying there in shock.

    I just wanna be the one that you wanna see
    I just wanna have you near me
    But you fly away almost everyday
    You work a lot but you never stop to love

    Stop, I love you so stop
    Come home from the road
    Gotta stop to love
    And let's celebrate, celebrate the love we got, stop
    Say you're coming home

    You say my love has always been on your mind
    But how can I ever love you, when you keep working overtime?

    Too many empty nights, can make almost any guy roam
    to look for the love he don't get whenever he's at home alone.

    Awaiting the day that you're coming to stay
    I hate to see you go away, but you couldn't rest
    Had to do your best to reach the top
    But you did not stop to love

    And one day you'll discover I'm the one who love ya
    Gotta stop to love
    No one loves you better
    Can't you stay forever?
    Stop to love
    I can hardly stand the loneliness
    Come on home, that's what it's all about
    You really turn me out

    Luther Vandross - Stop To Love

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    Can't you see that I'm sick of this?
    Chances are you're oblivious to how I feel
    Sitting on your throne, and I'm sure that I'm not alone,
    Not alone, not alone.

    Tell me please,
    Who the f**k did you want me to be?
    Was it something that I couldn't see?
    Never knew this would be so political.
    And please, I'm still wearing this miserable skin
    And it's starting to tear from within
    But it's obvious that doesn't bother you, so please

    I didn't think that you'd sell me out
    Now I know what you're all about.
    You might feel in control of things.
    But you're not holding all the strings.
    All the strings, all the strings.

    Tell me please,
    Who the f**k did you want me to be?
    Was it something that I couldn't see?
    Never knew this would be so political.
    And please, I'm still wearing this miserable skin
    And it's starting to tear from within
    But it's obvious that doesn't matter to you,
    So please

    I've swallowed all your answers
    I've swallowed all my pride
    You've used up all your chances
    Can't keep this all inside

    Tell me please,
    Who the f**k did you want me to be?
    Was it something that I couldn't see?
    Never knew this would be so political.
    And please, I'm still wearing this miserable skin
    And it's starting to tear from within
    But it's obvious that doesn't bother you

    So please don't keep telling me that it's ok
    I don't buy all the **** that you say
    And quite honestly I'm f***ing sick of it
    so please if I cut off this nose from my face
    Then I wouldn't feel so out of place
    But it still wouldn't be quite enough for you,
    so please.

    Staind - Please

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    For your love.
    For your love.
    For your love.
    I'd give you everything and more, and that's for sure.
    For your love.
    I'd bring you diamond rings and things right to your door.
    For your love.

    To thrill you with delight,
    I'll give you diamonds bright.
    There'll be things that will excite,
    To make you dream of me at night.

    For your love.
    For your love.
    For your love.

    For your love, for your love,
    I would give the stars above.
    For your love, for your love,
    I would give you all I could.

    For your love.
    For your love.
    For your love.
    I'd give the moon if it were mine to give.
    For your love.
    I'd give the stars and the sun 'fore I live.
    For your love.

    To thrill you with delight,
    I'll give you diamonds bright.
    There'll be things that will excite,
    To make you dream of me at night.

    For your love.
    For your love.
    For your love.
    For your love.

    The Yardbirds.

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    Wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell,

    Cause they keep oot the water, an’ they keep in the smell,

    An’ when yer sittin in a room, you can always tell,

    When some bugger takes off his wellies.



    If it wasna for your wellies where would you be?

    You’d be in the hospital or infirmary,

    Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pluracy,

    If you didna have your feet in your wellies!



    But when yer oot walking, in the country way about

    An yer strolling over fields just like a fairmer’s herd.

    And somebody shouts “Keep aff the grass,” and you think “How absurd;”

    And, squelch, you find why fairmers a’ wear wellies.



    There’s fishermen and firemen, there’s farmers an a’,

    Men oot digging ditches an’ working in the snaw;

    This country it would grind tae a halt and no’ a thing would graw

    If it wasna for the workers in their wellies.



    Noo Edward Heath and Wilson, they havna made a hit,

    They’re ruining this country, mair than just a bit,

    If they keep on the way they are goin’, we’ll all be in the sh..,

    So you’d be’er ge(t) your feet in your wellies.




    I'm gonna buy myself some with flowers on this weekend!

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    Re: Lyrical Moments...

    THE USED LYRICS

    "All That I've Got"


    So deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me
    Off guard, red handed
    Now I'm far from lonely
    Asleep I still see you lying next to me
    So deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me I..

    I need something else
    Would someone please just give me
    Hit me, knock me out
    And let me go back to sleep
    I can laugh
    All I want inside I still am empty
    So deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me I...

    I'll be just fine
    Pretending I'm not
    I'm far from lonely
    And it's all that I've got

    I'll be just fine
    Pretending I'm not
    I'm far from lonely
    And it's all that I've got

    I guess, I remember every glance you shot me
    Un-harmed, I'm losing weight and some body heat
    I squoze so hard
    I stopped your heart from beating
    So deep that I didn't even scream f*** me, I..

    I'll be just fine
    Pretending I'm not
    I'm far from lonely
    And it's all that I've got

    I'll be just fine
    Pretending I'm not
    I'm far from lonely
    And it's all that I've got

    And it's all that I've got
    Yeah, it's all that I've got
    It's all that I've got
    It's all that I've got
    It's all that I've got!

    So deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me
    So deep that I didn't even scream f*** me

    I'll be just fine
    Pretending I'm not
    I'm far from lonely
    And it's all that I've got

    I'll be just fine
    Pretending I'm not
    I'm far from lonely
    And it's all that I've got

    And it's all that I've got
    Yeah, it's all that I've got

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    Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
    On the bedpost overnight
    If your mother says don't chew it
    Do you swallow it in spite
    Can you catch it on you tonsils
    Can you heave it left and right
    Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
    on the bedpost overnight

    Lonnie Doegan
    Chorus from
    ''Does your chewing gum lose its flavour''

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    Heaven must be missin' an angel
    Missin' one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
    Your love is heavenly, baby
    Heavenly to me, baby

    Your kiss with tenderness
    I want all I can get of your sexiness
    Showers, your love comes in showers
    And every hour of the hour
    You let me feel your loving power

    There's a rainbow over my shoulder (Ooh, ooh)
    When you came, my cup runneth over
    You gave me your heavenly love
    And if one night you hear crying from above

    It's 'cause heaven must be missin' an angel
    Missin' one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
    Your love is heavenly, baby
    Heavenly to me, baby

    Ooh, heaven, heaven
    Ooh, heaven, heaven
    Ooh, heaven, heaven
    Heaven, heaven

    OohI'm captured by your spell (Ooh, ooh)
    You're different, girl, I can tell (Oohoohooh)
    When you're layin' on my pillow, baby
    Above your pretty head, there's a halo, that's why I know

    Heaven must be missin' an angel (Heaven)
    Missin' on angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now (Mmm ha)
    Your love is heavenly, baby
    Heavenly to me, baby (Ooh my sweet little angel)

    Heaven (My pretty little angel)
    Heaven (I love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, baby, say right now)
    Heaven

    Heaven (Ooh heaven)
    Heaven, heaven (Must be missing an angel)
    Heaven, heaven (Missing one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now)

    Heaven, heaven (Oh, my heaven)
    Heaven (Missin' an angel)
    Heaven
    Heaven

    You must have slipped away along the Milky Way
    It's 'cause (Your kiss) your kiss (Filled with tenderness)
    You came C.O.D. on a moonbeam straight to me
    Just like (Showers, showers, showers, showers) showers (Showers, showers, showers)
    (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

    Your heavenly power gets stronger by the hour
    Heaven must be missin' an angel
    I'm captured by your spell, oh, girl, can't you tell
    Heaven (Heaven) must be missin' an angel

    Heaven, heaven (Oohooh)
    Heaven, heaven (Oohooh)
    Heaven, heaven (Ooh)
    Heaven, heaven (Oohso-so good, so-so good, so-so good, baby, mmm)

    It's just so good, so good, so good (Yeah)
    It's just so good, so good, so good (I love the way you move, I love the way you groove)
    It's just so good, so good, so good (Uh)
    It's just so good, so good, so good (Just like heaven, oh, baby)
    It's just so good, so good, so good (Heaven, yeah)

    Heaven, heaven
    Heaven, heaven (Ooh, my heaven)
    Heaven, heaven (Ooh, your love is so good)
    Heaven, heaven (Oh, baby, got to have my love, yeah)

    Heaven, heaven (Need it bad, Lord, baby, yeah)
    Heaven, heaven (I got to have my love, yeah)
    Heaven, heaven


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    Re: Lyrical Moments...

    Is everyone in on this tread?

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    Re: Lyrical Moments...

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    Is everyone in on this tread?
    Something about being in love that makes you want to sing, sing sing ...

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    Luther Vandross - Like I'm Invisible

    You talk about me as if I'm not there
    You don't even whisper cuz you just don't care
    I stand there and listen to my life go by
    And at times I wonder why I even try

    Well I try because I like to finish what I start
    And I have faith it can get better tomorrow
    But it won't if you keep treating me
    Like I'm invisible

    Say that you won't treat me
    The way you're treating me
    Say that you won't
    I see you but you just keep looking right through me
    Like someone you don't even see
    Like I'm invisible

    You brag to your friends how much I must want ya
    You said I was someone you could do with or without
    You're so confident that I'd never leave you
    No wonder you're surprised that I am walking out

    Well, I have to leave no matter how sad it might be
    Because this hurt's become my reality
    And I won't let you keep on treating me
    Like I'm invisible

    Well I finally got the nerve to move on
    Cuz a fly kind of gal like me
    Surely deserves more, much more
    My new love can see what's inside of me
    And he told me to thank you
    For the good love that you blew, and oh

    I wish you could see the way he looks at me
    he don't keep me insecure or treat me lovelessly
    he don't hide me from his friends when we have company
    And he never ever makes me feel
    Like I'm invisible

    And after we lay here, he wants me to stay here
    I'm not just for making love then expected to leave
    I'm not only someone used for helping his ends meet
    And he'd never ever walk on by me
    Like I'm invisible

    Like I'm invisible

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    quote=Gav;340314]Something about being in love that makes you want to sing, sing sing ...[/quote]
    Mmmm……Okay…..

    I keep looking for something I can't get
    Broken hearts lie all around me
    And I don’t see an easy way out of this
    His diary, it sits on the bedside table
    The curtains are closed, the cat's in the cradle
    Who would've thought that a girl like me could come to this


    Chorus

    Oh I just died in your arms tonight
    It must’ve been something you said,
    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must’ve been some kind of kiss
    I should’ve walked away, I should’ve walked away

    Is there any just cause or feeling like this
    On the surface I’m a name on a list
    I try to be discrete, but then blow it again
    I’ve lost and found, it’s my final mistake
    He’s loving by proxy, no give and all take
    ‘Cause I’ve been thrilled to fantasy one too many times

    Chorus

    It was a long hot night
    He made it easy, he made it feel right
    But now it’s over, the moment is gone
    I followed my hands, not my head,
    I know I was wrong

    Chorus

    [I just] Died In Your Arms Tonight
    Cutting Crew

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    Re: Lyrical Moments...

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    Is everyone in on this tread?
    I think the answer could be YES.....


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    There I was, a-digging this hole
    Hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
    And there was I, digging it deep
    It was flat at the bottom and the sides were steep
    When along comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
    Well he looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said

    Do you mind if I make a suggestion?

    Don’t dig there, dig it elsewhere
    Your digging it round and it ought to be square
    The shape of it’s wrong, it’s much too long
    And you can’t put hole where a hole don’t belong


    I ask, what a liberty eh?
    Nearly bashed him right in the bowler


    Well there was I, stood in me hole
    Shovelling earth for all that I was worth I was
    And there was him, standing up there
    So grand and official with his nose in the air
    So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on me shovel and sighed
    Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied


    I just couldn’t bear, to dig it elsewhere
    I’m digging it round cos I don’t want it square
    And if you disagree it doesn’t bother me
    That’s the place where the holes gonna be


    Well there we were, discussing this hole
    Hole in the ground so big and sort of round it was
    It’s not there now, the ground’s all flat
    And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
    And that’s that.


    Hole in the ground, Bernard Cribbins

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    Right said Fred
    Both of us together
    One each end and steady as we go
    Tried to shift it
    Couldn't even lift it
    We was getting nowhere
    And so
    We
    Had a cup of tea

    And right said Fred
    Give a shout to Charlie
    Up comes Charlie from the floor below
    After straining
    Heaving and complaining
    We was getting nowhere
    And so
    We
    Had a cup of tea

    And Charlie had a think and he thought we ought
    To take off all the handles
    And the things wot held the candles
    But it did no good
    Well I never thought it would

    Oh right said Fred
    Have to take the feet off
    To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo
    Took its feet off
    Even took the seat off
    Should have got us somewhere but no!
    So Fred said let's have another cup of tea
    And we said
    Right-o

    Oh right said Fred
    Have to take the door off
    Need more space to shift the so-and-so
    Had bad twinges
    Taking off the hinges
    And it got us nowhere
    And so
    We
    Had a cup of tea

    And right said Fred
    Have to take the wall down
    That there wall is gonna have to go
    Took the wall down
    Even with it all down
    We was getting nowhere
    And so
    We
    Had a cup of tea

    And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred
    I've got a sort of feeling
    If we remove the ceiling
    With a rope or two
    We could drop the blighter through

    Oh right said Fred
    Climbing up a ladder
    With his crowbar gave a mighty blow
    Was he in trouble
    Half a ton of rubble
    Landed on the top of his dome!

    So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
    And then we
    Went home

    Right said Fred, Bernard Cribbins
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