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    Re: One flaw in women

    Another!!!

    Women's faults are many, Men's are only two!!

    Everything they say, and everything they do!!!

    !an

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    Re: One flaw in women

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Hans
    Another!!!

    Women's faults are many, Men's are only two!!

    Everything they say, and everything they do!!!

    !an
    surely not everything
    we have our uses as well
    Now let me think . . .












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    moaning - we are good at that



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    making a mess so you women have something to clear up







    Drinking beer so that we think ALL you women are beautiful




    Drinking beer so that we think we are all sex gods




    Drinking beer so that we fall asleep just before having to prove we are sex gods


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    Talking Men!

    This the "we hate men" thread?

    Cool....

    For some reason girls keep sending me things like this....
    Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh ! t out of you.


    Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.


    Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.


    Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.


    Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.


    Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.


    Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.


    Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.


    Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.


    Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


    Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


    Men are like ... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.


    Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.


    Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
    Just figured out why I get sent these...
    Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: One flaw in women

    My favourite two aren't in there:

    Men are like ........ Photocopiers...... temperamental, good for reproduction (and not much else)


    Men are like ........ carpet tiles........ lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years

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    Re: One flaw in women

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    Men are like ........ carpet tiles........ lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years
    Yes, but lay them wrongly and they'll trip you up at every step you take, causing you to lay on top of them!

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    Re: One flaw in women

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella
    Yes, but lay them wrongly and they'll trip you up at every step you take, causing you to lay on top of them!





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    Re: One flaw in women

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella
    Yes, but lay them wrongly and they'll trip you up at every step you take, causing you to lay on top of them!
    very good made me its sooooo true

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