Any other plans to kill off any other animals
My sister has this very sick large goldfish with tooth. Its about 15 years old now and has had a really good life. I think its swim bladder has gone as it hangs on to dear life to the pump before floating to the top at a very odd angle. She feels it is suffering. She phoned the vet and he said not to bring it there. So what should she do?
Suggestions so far:-
Flush it down the loo! Too big!
Pull it backwards! Dee just cant do it.
Leave it on the side to dry out? No she cant do that either.
Feed it to the cat! Cat has no teeth so it will be sucked to death.
Shoot it! No gun.
The only suggestion i can make to her is take it out the tank, put in on the drive and run it over. Dee is having none of this.
So what can any of you suggest?
Any other plans to kill off any other animals
Could change it to Witty bird disposal!
Originally Posted by Missy D
Cook it for S38 tea, i'm sure fish is on the 'plan'
are you trying to tell me somethingOriginally Posted by Missy D
This is serious! Lets not upset Dee and help her end her loving fishes life with dignity.
Yeah and its friday too!Originally Posted by fletch
Just thought maybe i could get it stuffed for her birthday in January.
This is a serious matter, i really don't know what to do with him/her i have had them for years and now all it does it sit under the pump. Here is a pic of him/her, any help would be appreciated.
Ah Dee this is so sad!
Please write something someone as i am trying my hardest not to lower the tone. My sensible hamster thread has been taken upstairs
Get a stick and prod himOriginally Posted by dee
Pour some bleach in the tank. It'll do for the fish and give the tank a nice clean.. which it probably needs.
On form tonite ChrisOriginally Posted by ChrisA
How about you get him stuffed with a tape player (a small one obviously) and you can have your own homemade singing billy bass thing to hang on on the wall and impress visitors?
Throw it in a stream? It'll die free at least, and presumably help feed other fishies?
I agree with WB, you girls are doing a serious amount of animal disposal - Xmas animal springclean or what?
Originally Posted by Icey
Fantastic idea
Let's start a campaign to free the goldfish bowl one.Originally Posted by DavidJames
Just think yourself lucky you don't live with them. I can just see the thread now:Originally Posted by DavidJames
DJ Disposal
Does anyone want to give a home to a slightly used cerocer? Reasonably house trained. Tends to be a bit grumpy and go on at length about... well... anything. May become rather vicious if you step back on the left foot. Will create a stink if you mention competitions. Likes to have his avatar changed regularly. Begs for rep in a most endearing manner.
Originally Posted by doc martin
Wow that is so funny rep coming your way
anyway this very busty and important person needs to get ready to go out
That has given me an ideaOriginally Posted by doc martin
I am not trying to kill any other creatures! Just trying to home 2 beautiful cats of my friends and to find a home for the stinky hamster. Actually David you live close to me. How about a hamster for ChristmasOriginally Posted by DavidJames
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