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    Thankyou Santa

    Dear Santa
    Thankyou for the bottle of Jack Daniels, I found that to be an exceptional early christmas pressy
    Oh and I have just tested the exploding bottom you left me and destroyed the loo

    merry christmas to all forumites especially those of you who are too busy to be on the forum today


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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by thewacko
    Oh and I have just tested the exploding bottom you left me and destroyed the loo
    NICE!!!!

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Dear Santa

    Well what can I say.
    Thank you for all the lovely pressies you brought the kids last night. Now just a little tip can you come to our house later than you normally would.

    At Stoopid O'clock this morning I was rudely awakened by children (5am) I love my bed - Next year perhaps you make an afternoon visit?

    At 7am I was playing twister whilst looking like someone out of Michael Jacksons Thriller video.

    At 9am this morning I hit the brandy.
    At 10am I put the brussells on to cook to make sure they are extra soggy.

    I am losing the will to live.

    By 3pm I plan to be passed out.

    Thank you and I hope you enjoy your round of golf with the easter bunny tomorrow.

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    Dear Santa
    At Stoopid O'clock this morning .
    Hey I say that never heard anyone else say it before and I normally get weird looks when it comes from me
    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    At 7am I was playing twister whilst looking like someone out of Michael Jacksons Thriller video..

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    Dear Santa

    At Stoopid O'clock this morning I was rudely awakened by children (5am) I love my bed - Next year perhaps you make an afternoon visit?

    At 7am I was playing twister whilst looking like someone out of Michael Jacksons Thriller video.
    Don't you just love being a parent

    Thank you santa for all my lovely presents, the kids were also please with all, yes all their presents

    Hope to have lots of food and get very merry today.

    ps. Next time you come can you please make sure Rudolf poos on the grass and not right outside my back door as i had a very nasty suprise when empying the bins

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by Tazmanian Devil
    Hey I say that never heard anyone else say it before and I normally get weird looks when it comes from me
    Don't you get wierd looks anyway?

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    Don't you get wierd looks anyway?
    what are you saying about taz
    but yes she do

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by thewacko
    Dear Santa

    Oh and I have just tested the exploding bottom you left me and destroyed the loo
    :
    oh and I forgot
    thanks for the stinking cold
    hope i dont have to wait till next year before i get a new box of tissues as this box is nearly empty

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    My gift was inspiration.

    I am lying in the doorway
    looking at the jail
    in the window up above me
    are empty homes for sale
    I am the prisoner of hunger
    but they tell me I am free
    something that's cooking in the jail
    smells mighty good to me
    The people passing by me
    are full of Christams cheer
    but its one for every road
    that probably brought me here
    so I wish you merry Christmas
    but a sober New Year
    and its my Christmas gift
    My present to you all
    compared to some folk
    you are having such a ball.

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    Dear Santa

    Well what can I say.
    Thank you for all the lovely pressies you brought the kids last night. Now just a little tip can you come to our house later than you normally would.

    At Stoopid O'clock this morning I was rudely awakened by children (5am) I love my bed - Next year perhaps you make an afternoon visit?

    At 7am I was playing twister whilst looking like someone out of Michael Jacksons Thriller video.

    At 9am this morning I hit the brandy.
    At 10am I put the brussells on to cook to make sure they are extra soggy.

    I am losing the will to live.

    By 3pm I plan to be passed out.

    Thank you and I hope you enjoy your round of golf with the easter bunny tomorrow.
    You were lucky to get any sleep. I was awake all night and very, very busy.

    I hope you all enjoyed your presents. I enjoyed the mince pies and sherry you left out for me. And Rudolph loved the carrots. Thank you to one and all

    I will be taking a holiday on Secret Celebrity island. I'm staying with Elvis and Marylin Monroe - they throw such fabulous parties since they got together

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Thank you santa,

    For the bringing my little boy a (triassic Fish) which takes 10 days to grow and needs feeding morning noon and night before it is full sized.

    dont know what to do with it when I come to London, it will proberbly end up like whittybirds fish

    (thanks mom)

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch
    it will proberbly end up like whittybirds fish
    Aint my fish darling think you will find it's Dee's

    I got a lovely book from Father Christmas - its called 'WIT' do you think he is trying to tell me something?

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    Aint my fish darling think you will find it's Dee's

    I got a lovely book from Father Christmas - its called 'WIT' do you think he is trying to tell me something?

    At least you got the full version not the slightly shorter one " Half Wit "

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by under par
    At least you got the full version not the slightly shorter one " Half Wit "
    Thanks for that can always rely on you to inspire and fill me with confidence

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    thank you Santa for my lovely pressies - and thank you my daughter-in-law for a fantastic Christmas spread (or should I say Chanukkah )

    BTW didn't I see you last night DJing in Shoreham great night - what a very versatile gentleman you are (great evening - thanks )


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    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie M
    BTW didn't I see you last night DJing in Shoreham great night - what a very versatile gentleman you are (great evening - thanks )
    That wasn't me, that was Andy McGregor trying to be me. He's much shorter than me but a better kisser

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by under par
    At least you got the full version not the slightly shorter one " Half Wit "


    he's got you sussed


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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch


    he's got you sussed

    you are so on that path lady

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    you are so on that path lady

    Is that the same as 'the road to nowhere'

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    Re: Thankyou Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch
    Is that the same as 'the road to nowhere'
    Yeah along those lines it's a good job I like you

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