NICE!!!!Originally Posted by thewacko
Dear Santa
Thankyou for the bottle of Jack Daniels, I found that to be an exceptional early christmas pressy
Oh and I have just tested the exploding bottom you left me and destroyed the loo
merry christmas to all forumites especially those of you who are too busy to be on the forum today
NICE!!!!Originally Posted by thewacko
Dear Santa
Well what can I say.
Thank you for all the lovely pressies you brought the kids last night. Now just a little tip can you come to our house later than you normally would.
At Stoopid O'clock this morning I was rudely awakened by children (5am) I love my bed - Next year perhaps you make an afternoon visit?
At 7am I was playing twister whilst looking like someone out of Michael Jacksons Thriller video.
At 9am this morning I hit the brandy.
At 10am I put the brussells on to cook to make sure they are extra soggy.
I am losing the will to live.
By 3pm I plan to be passed out.
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your round of golf with the easter bunny tomorrow.
Hey I say that never heard anyone else say it before and I normally get weird looks when it comes from meOriginally Posted by wittybird
Originally Posted by wittybird
Don't you just love being a parentOriginally Posted by wittybird
Thank you santa for all my lovely presents, the kids were also please with all, yes all their presents
Hope to have lots of food and get very merry today.
ps. Next time you come can you please make sure Rudolf poos on the grass and not right outside my back door as i had a very nasty suprise when empying the bins
Don't you get wierd looks anyway?Originally Posted by Tazmanian Devil
what are you saying about tazOriginally Posted by wittybird
but yes she do
oh and I forgotOriginally Posted by thewacko
thanks for the stinking cold
hope i dont have to wait till next year before i get a new box of tissues as this box is nearly empty
My gift was inspiration.
I am lying in the doorway
looking at the jail
in the window up above me
are empty homes for sale
I am the prisoner of hunger
but they tell me I am free
something that's cooking in the jail
smells mighty good to me
The people passing by me
are full of Christams cheer
but its one for every road
that probably brought me here
so I wish you merry Christmas
but a sober New Year
and its my Christmas gift
My present to you all
compared to some folk
you are having such a ball.
You were lucky to get any sleep. I was awake all night and very, very busy.Originally Posted by wittybird
I hope you all enjoyed your presents. I enjoyed the mince pies and sherry you left out for me. And Rudolph loved the carrots. Thank you to one and all
I will be taking a holiday on Secret Celebrity island. I'm staying with Elvis and Marylin Monroe - they throw such fabulous parties since they got together
Thank you santa,
For the bringing my little boy a (triassic Fish) which takes 10 days to grow and needs feeding morning noon and night before it is full sized.
dont know what to do with it when I come to London, it will proberbly end up like whittybirds fish
(thanks mom)
Aint my fish darling think you will find it's Dee'sOriginally Posted by fletch
I got a lovely book from Father Christmas - its called 'WIT' do you think he is trying to tell me something?
Originally Posted by wittybird
At least you got the full version not the slightly shorter one " Half Wit "
Thanks for that can always rely on you to inspire and fill me with confidenceOriginally Posted by under par
thank you Santa for my lovely pressies - and thank you my daughter-in-law for a fantastic Christmas spread (or should I say Chanukkah )
BTW didn't I see you last night DJing in Shoreham great night - what a very versatile gentleman you are (great evening - thanks )
--ooOoo--
Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)
Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
That date is recognized as her official birthday.
That wasn't me, that was Andy McGregor trying to be me. He's much shorter than me but a better kisserOriginally Posted by Minnie M
Originally Posted by under par
he's got you sussed
you are so on that path ladyOriginally Posted by fletch
Originally Posted by wittybird
Is that the same as 'the road to nowhere'
Yeah along those lines it's a good job I like youOriginally Posted by fletch
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