Mensa/Densa

[CJ]

I know there is a threrad about stupid stuff but am too lazy to find it....

My question is:

Would putting £10 of unleaded into a deisel van count as stupid?!?

[LMC]

Ouch...

Possibly just absent-minded - unless you started the ignition < winces >...

[CJ]

- unless you started the ignition < winces >...

and drove for 10+ miles?!?!?!?!!?!?????????

[Allez-Cat]

unleaded into a diesel van....

Double ouch. Not good, my friend. Try this link for the bad news:

http://www.carpages.co.uk/news/mis-f...echo=972655251

Under no circumstances allow the engine to be used any more until the entire system's been drained and flushed!

My sympathies....

[TheTramp]

Would putting £10 of unleaded into a deisel van count as stupid?!?

As stupid as spelling diesel like that??

Bummer though Hope the van survives the experience!!

[dee]

As stupid as spelling diesel like that??

Well spotted Trampy

I do hope the damage is not too bad CJ

[Icey]

[RANT] I just drove for 45 minutes in bad traffic to a bigger shopping then my normal high street, fought my way into the car park and eventually found a space, went to a department store and stood in a queue with my chosen articles to purchase and only then found I had left my purse on the kitchen counter added to that I was running on empty as I had panned to take advantage of a cheap petrol station whilst I was there so had to drive home on fumes, hoping and praying the whole way that I would make it. And then I got home to find that some inconsiderate ****** had parked in my parking space [/RANT]

Arrggghhhh!

[Missy D]

Fought my way thru all the mad christmas traffic into Fulham. Arrived late at the customers house. Didnt have change for the meter so had to ask customer for some money. Was told by my boss that I would be casting a newborn and a dreaded 2 year old holding hands. Finally got in the house set up my casting kit and said to the customer ok where are the 2 lovelys. The woman lifted up her top and said "urrrrr here they are"! This particular job was to cast a womans breast. I am still glowing with embarrasment

[David Bailey]

Fought my way thru all the mad christmas traffic into Fulham. Arrived late at the customers house. Didnt have change for the meter so had to ask customer for some money. Was told by my boss that I would be casting a newborn and a dreaded 2 year old holding hands. Finally got in the house set up my casting kit and said to the customer ok where are the 2 lovelys. The woman lifted up her top and said "urrrrr here they are"! This particular job was to cast a womans breast. I am still glowing with embarrasment

- do you get a lot of those jobs then? And, err, need a hand with the equipment...?

[Missy D]

- do you get a lot of those jobs then? And, err, need a hand with the equipment...?

I cant believe the weight of boobs! We are promoting gay couples at the moment David! Wanna come along and help me make door knockers

[dee]

Wanna come along and help me make door knockers

Can i put in my order for the "David door knocker"? Is WB doing the letter boxes?

[Missy D]

Can i put in my order for the "David door knocker"? Is WB doing the letter boxes?

Could it be cat flap

[dee]

Could it be cat flap

Or dog kennel

gives a hole new meaning to "horse collar" don't you think

[Missy D]

Or dog kennel

gives a hole new meaning to "horse collar" don't you think

Is it also DJ kitchen roll holder

[dee]

Is it also DJ kitchen roll holder

Or washing line prop DJ you hide it well

or draught excluder

[Missy D]

Or washing line prop DJ you hide it well

or draught excluder

Is it you bike rack

[WittyBird]

Is WB doing the letter boxes?

No WB is not doing any such thing. Will happily come along and watch tho