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    Dundee Cabaret Member!!!!!

    So that's where our 'reserve' dancer got to!!!
    Sneaked off to do a bit of gardening!!! Looks a bit like John S - well the beard does anyway!!!! (Only joking John).

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    Beards 'R' Us

    Originally posted by Heather
    Looks a bit like John S - well the beard does anyway!!!! (Only joking John).

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    I'll have you know, young Heather my little chickadee, that I only grew the beard so I could get into the Seniors competition at Blackpool as the organisers wouldn't let me enter, what with the bloom in my complexion, the spring in my step and the glint in my eye.

    (Oh, and the tongue in my cheek, and the head up my ..... I'll stop there, I think.)

    Anyway, I've just seen in The Guardian (under the heading "Facial Fur is So Cool It Hurts") that George Clooney and Tom Jones are now sporting beards - so where John S leads, other lesser men follow.

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    Re: Beards 'R' Us

    Originally posted by John S
    I'll have you know, young Heather my little chickadee, that I only grew the beard so I could get into the Seniors competition at Blackpool
    John, a beard!!! Is it still there? Will you be coming to the Aberdeen party on Saturday so that we can have a wee look?? Whatever next

    Sandy

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    Re: Re: Beards 'R' Us

    Originally posted by Sandy
    John, a beard!!! Is it still there? Will you be coming to the Aberdeen party on Saturday so that we can have a wee look?? Whatever next

    Sandy
    I had forgotten about the Aberdeen party, thanks for reminder - will consult my social secretary and get back to you.


    Are you sure you only want to have a look and not a touch????

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    Excuse me but this is no place to be talking about parties in Aberdeen. Can we please get back on topic and discuss Salad. :reallymad

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    BEGGING YOUR PARDON.

    NEVER MINT TO UPSET YOU.

    THOUGHT WE COULD JUST TURNIP AND PASS THE THYME OF DAY.


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    Originally posted by John S
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    THOUGHT WE COULD JUST TURNIP AND PASS THE THYME OF DAY.

    TURNIP in a salad? I think you're getting in a bit of a STEW John boy:sorry

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    Originally posted by Dance Demon
    TURNIP in a salad? I think you're getting in a bit of a STEW John boy:sorry
    ENDIVE been thinking the same thing DD! BEETROO To the salad, no STEWpid ingredients please!


    Sandy

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    Oh dear.....

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    Originally posted by TheTramp
    Oh dear.....

    Steve
    yeh well OK!! I was trying my best Can't all be SOUPer at the word games you know!

    Sandy

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    Originally posted by Sandy
    Can't all be SOUPer at the word games you know!
    Or as a well-known local Ceroc teacher might say: "SOUPerb!"

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    so, they wouldn't say eggselent then?

    Still, as long as we are chiveying Will along...

    as he walks onion long and winding road as they say in Glasgow. (on yin, I know, it's late!!)

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    One Word

    Cake

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    Two Words

    Or Death

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    Death

    By Chocolate?

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    No Lou.

    Death by nasty means that hurt lots.

    (I'd choose the cake option if I was you!!)

    Steve

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    Re: Death

    Originally posted by Lou
    By Chocolate?
    more chocolate! I like the direction the forum is heading in...



    J

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    Chocolate is evil. It is the enemy of your hips, and in league with cellulite.

    Just ask J Lo

    Steve

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    Originally posted by TheTramp
    Chocolate is evil. It is the enemy of your hips, and in league with cellulite.

    Just ask J Lo

    Steve
    Chocolate gooood. Just keep your chin up and you don't see your hips! And it has nothing to do with cellulite - that's just God having a laugh in the way that females deposit fat.

    J

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