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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    NEWS REPORT - Attempt to bust the Ashtons Six

    Galtymore Dancehall, Cricklewood. The antics of the Ashtons Six and their owners has been widely documented before so there is no need to repeat them (I'm sure someone else will do it for us anyway).

    Last night however, the Ashtons Six were campaigning even more vigorously than usual for their release. Four of the six were within millimetres of freedom but the planned jail break was foiled thanks to clever beading and fluffy fur. Perving and sleazing collabourators did their upmost by jiggling and bouncing but the six were firmly trussed up with no chance of coming out to play.

    Another, more disturbing display of their skimpily covered backsides was forced upon the unsuspecting and innocent dancers attending the event, counselling will be made available for those that have been traumatised by witnessing such horror.

    Incriminating evidence will be submitted by S38 and they will be accompanied by a disclaimer about their content.

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey
    NEWS REPORT - Attempt to bust the Ashtons Six
    and for the first time ever nothing to do with me

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by wittybird
    and for the first time ever nothing to do with me
    Nothing to do with me either

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey
    NEWS REPORT - Attempt to bust the Ashtons Six

    Galtymore Dancehall, Cricklewood. The antics of the Ashtons Six and their owners has been widely documented before so there is no need to repeat them (I'm sure someone else will do it for us anyway).

    Last night however, the Ashtons Six were campaigning even more vigorously than usual for their release. Four of the six were within millimetres of freedom but the planned jail break was foiled thanks to clever beading and fluffy fur. Perving and sleazing collabourators did their upmost by jiggling and bouncing but the six were firmly trussed up with no chance of coming out to play.

    Another, more disturbing display of their skimpily covered backsides was forced upon the unsuspecting and innocent dancers attending the event, counselling will be made available for those that have been traumatised by witnessing such horror.

    Incriminating evidence will be submitted by S38 and they will be accompanied by a disclaimer about their content.

    So funny! Me and Dee are falling off our chairs laughing

    Pssst never rolled over onto one of those 6 last night in bed

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Missy D
    Pssst never rolled over onto one of those 6 last night in bed
    no I slept alone as well

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    I had such a good time last night! Great to see lots of the forumites. Finally got to meet Tazmanian Devil and what a fab lead she was too! And did anyone see S38 and Lynns Egyptian dance? sooooooooo funny!! Well done to Dee for keeping the two at bay (just). Dee be greatful to that white fluff or you could have had broken toes Cant wait for the Black and White ball on the 27th.

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Missy D
    Dee be greatful to that white fluff or you could have had broken toes
    You nearly had me tears with this last night and here you are doing it all over again

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey
    You nearly had me tears with this last night and here you are doing it all over again

    Not many would understand what i am talking about. Glad you do!! hope she wont be wearing that dress for the Black and White Ball or she could be blinded in the pole dancing competition.

    My feet are still aching and so bruised from last night but it was worth it!

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Missy D
    Not many would understand what i am talking about.
    Glad you do!!
    I do too...

    hope she wont be wearing that dress for the Black and White Ball
    Er, it was bright red...

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisA


    Er, it was bright red...

    Can you imagine me at a black and white ball wearing a red dress

    Anyway back to friday. I had a fab fab fab time so nice to see Icey again and finally meet the lovely Lynn and Tasmanian Devil thanks Tasmanian for the fab dance . I had such a laugh even if it was at my boobs expense, never have i had so many men have there nose in my cleavage . Hope to see you all again real soon

    P.s Stewart38 what happened to the sexy santa outfit?

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Missy D
    And did anyone see S38 and Lynns Egyptian dance? sooooooooo funny!! Well done to Dee for keeping the two at bay (just).

    yes the musical interpretation was astounding

    Ok some long awaited pics

    Please note given the recent restriction on ladies frontal shots some insist now of having only rear shots ,which the camera man is happy to go along with ?? Some of course are happy to take it both ways ?

    One lady now seems more keen to have it from the rear (a picture) can you spot the difference in two pics ??
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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    One thing that really annoyed me was a very nasty groper there who was pissed and way over the top

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38
    One thing that really annoyed me was a very nasty groper there who was pissed and way over the top
    I Stupidly asked him for a dance but why wouldn't I He was a guy standing round the edge and I dont care who I dance with!! As it so happened all he wanted to do was grope me. so I kept leading him into moves to get away The joys of being able to lead!!

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38
    One thing that really annoyed me was a very nasty groper there who was pissed and way over the top
    OMG im glad i was not the only one... He grabbed myself Missy D and another girl that is not on the forum, he then asked me to dance in which i said yes, he then held me so tight stroking my hair i asked if we were going to dance he said once i kiss him i then said no he held my head and tried to put his tongue down my throat it was so awful and scary i should of complained to Linda

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    This sort of thing should not be tolerated, you should tell me straight away and if I'm not there tell Bob or Billy on the door and we can throw him out immediately. If you see him again let me know

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Great pictures Stewart!

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by Missy D
    Great pictures Stewart!

    I like the way they were all took while i was having a dance

    Great pic though

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by dee
    I like the way they were all took while i was having a dance

    Great pic though

    Is that not a picture of your arse on the right hand side of me buddy boy? Anyway you were dancing with the gnome when we had the group picture taken.

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Suppose it could of been worse, i could of been the one in the pic with Fester

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    Re: Ashtons - Friday 16th Dec

    Quote Originally Posted by lindyloo
    This sort of thing should not be tolerated, you should tell me straight away and if I'm not there tell Bob or Billy on the door and we can throw him out immediately. If you see him again let me know

    Ive never seen a guy be so horrible and he knew some moves so he must have been taught somewhere

    Again its down the women and if 3 or 4 people knew he was really bad groper why not say something ??

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