Dear Santa........

[dee]

Can I just take this opportunity to remind the female members here, that good girls get what they want for Xmas......but BAAAAD girls get it all year round

Carry on

So that makes me really good

[murphy]

Can I just take this opportunity to remind the female members here, that good girls get what they want for Xmas......but BAAAAD girls get it all year round

Carry on

Based on the last 12 months then i must have been good

But in that case I'm looking forward to my "Dear Santa" wish being fulfilled!!

tee hee

[Groovy Dancer]

Can I just take this opportunity to remind the female members here, that good girls get what they want for Xmas......but BAAAAD girls get it all year round

Carry on

So I have heard!!

[WittyBird]

Can I just take this opportunity to remind the female members here, that good girls get what they want for Xmas......but BAAAAD girls get it all year round

Carry on

Looks like im gonna have to start being naughty

[under par]

Looks like im gonna have to start being naughty

Naughtier I think you mean!

[Anna]

Dear Mr Santa,

This year has been ****. As you have mindreading powers similar to that of God, I'm sure you have realised this. So, in compensation for how staggeringly awful 2005 has been, I would appreciate the following :

• several new SLIMMING dresses to wear to salsa
• a metal baseball bat to beat that fool who owns Latin Rhythm Studio senseless
• some Happily Ever After potion (-Shrek 2)
• another metal baseball bat to destroy my ex's letterbox and stupid boyracer car + a big scary looking guy to hold him back while I mash his vehicle
• an instant lasting tan - not from a bottle
• overnight weightloss
• a berman kitten
• a drivers licence
• the keys to my dads jeep
• a job on tv
• a magic wand
• and a million Euro's in cash

I look forward to your hasty compliance - pre xmas day delivery of presents is desirable.

Yours sincerely

Annabella Francesca Rea

[Bangers & Mash]

Dear Santa,

you know what I'd life for Christmas

They know what I'd like for Christmas

This year I've hung up hundreds of stockings

Fill what you can

[Little Monkey]

Dear Santa,

This year I've been a very good girl as usual.

I won't ask for much, but..... Could you please move Dundee closer to London? Or London closer to Dundee? (I'm not fussed, whatever is easier for you, really! )

Could I also have a new spine? Mine is badly in need of repair, so a new model (extra strong and flexible if you've got one in stock) would be great.

A new, well paid and exciting job would be great, too! Particularly if it was just part time but paying full time money!

Oh, and last on my list: Could I please, please, pretty please have a complete new wardrobe (incl. lots of new dance clothes and shoes), as I've lost so much weight none of my clothes fit any more!

A Very Well Behaved and Good Little Monkey

[WittyBird]

Naughtier I think you mean!

UP whatever do you mean?

[Bangers & Mash]

Dear Santa,

you know what I'd life for Christmas

They know what I'd like for Christmas

This year I've hung up hundreds of stockings

Fill what you can

Actually, I got this wrong but Franck blew his server up before I could change it.

It should read

you know what I'd life for Christmas

They know what I'd like for Christmas

This year I've hung my stockings in pairs

Fill what you can

[Father Christmas]

I didn't ask for this, Santa is only a mythological being

Young lady, who're you calling mythological?

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it isn't true

Of course it's not true. I'm very real, very jolly, and very busy right now.

I'm very happy with my lot right now, so don't worry about me this year. Hopefully it'll help you get around to everyone else a bit quicker.

Good girl - like the hat, by the way.

yes of course that is correct in fact as we speak santa is playing golf with the easter bunny

Now you're just being silly. The Easter Bunny isn't real.

DEAR MR CLAUS,
{ snip list }
That's it,

Like the respect, but whoa there a minute, even for me that's a biggie...

Dear Santa

I would be eternally in your debt, if you could only write my PhD thesis for me?

Thank you

"People Are Nice, Especially At Christmas." - How's that?

Dear Santa,

Please could you make my daughter older than 8 so i can go out more than twice a month?

Done - she'll be 9 in a year' time. And for the other requests.

And maybe a little rummage to see what else you have in your sack

Sorry, but Santa doesn't rummage; Mrs Claus was very clear about that.

[WittyBird]

Young lady, who're

I cant believe that santa called you that name

[murphy]

Young lady, who're you calling mythological?

Oh Santa, you do exist after all!

You get so many requests at Christmas... Is there anything we can do for you?

[dee]

Done - she'll be 9 in a year' time. And for the other requests.

Yippee!!! I love santa xxxxxxxxxx

P.s If you don't rummage can we

[senorita]

car with sat nav please= so I can go to different dance venues.

More holidays off work=20 days isnt enough. I want to travel more..lots to see.

A pay rise please=cost of living is getting too expensive for me to pay the bills and survive

somebody that will love me

PS I will stand by my chimney waiting ok..??

[under par]

car with sat nav please= so I can go to different dance venues.

More holidays off work=20 days isnt enough. I want to travel more..lots to see.

A pay rise please=cost of living is getting too expensive for me to pay the bills and survive

somebody that will love me

PS I will stand by my chimney waiting ok..??

Wearing . . . . . .

[senorita]

Wearing . . . . . .

Hmmmm there is always one! well cant really say...its confidential....if I told you then I would have to kill you... And we dont want that cause otherwise us girlies will miss you on the dance floor.

Lets put you outta of your misery and just say,.. I will try and look as gorgeous as Mrs par does when she wears one of her gorgeous dresses.

[under par]

Hmmmm there is always one! well cant really say...its confidential....if I told you then I would have to kill you... And we dont want that cause otherwise us girlies will miss you on the dance floor.

Lets put you outta of your misery and just say,.. I will try and look as gorgeous as Mr par does when he wears one of his gorgeous dresses.

You've seen me in my . . . .MRs Par's dresses ?

[Shaz]

Dear Santa

Please make my feet do what my head is telling it to do

[senorita]

You've seen me in my . . . .MRs Par's dresses ?

well my binoculars are excellent I see for miles!

sorry it was an admin error....cant correct it now...my time is UP ...so to speak so if someone cares to correct it, that would be so kind..
Hope I didnt kill off your street cred ....thinking about it....you do have the legs.....yumyum you in a red dress...yes can see it now