Dorfus Chicken-Waffle
sounds about right
We received this in an email today & thought it was such fun!
What is your name according to the formula?
Ours are Farcus Pottydoodle & Sloppy Pottydoodle!
Have Fun!:[/B]rofl:
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we're honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plight of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the 3rd letter of your FIRST name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the 2nd letter of your LAST name to determine the *first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o =potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v =pickle
w =hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the 3rd letter of your LAST name to determine the *second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Put more laughter in your day!
Dorfus Chicken-Waffle
sounds about right
mine is really funny
Sloopy Burger-Butt
thats me
Hello, I'm Tootsie Lizardlips
I'm Snickle Gizzardhump.
Dipsey Frickenhiney not sure it suits me!
Chicken-Butt... Sloopy Chicken-Butt
Liver Burger Butt please to meet you!
Mine's not that great really.... Sloopy Farkledunkin
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
Sneezy Dippinlips
Yep, that's me all right, got me nailed
I've had a right giggle at these new names!!
Introducing you to my good self, alias, fluffy rhinohump??!!
Sloopy Snicklebutt
Soooky!!!........I'm Farcus Pottydoodle tooOriginally Posted by Swinging bee
Wow!!!! Two of us...Is this a name common to DJ's?Originally Posted by Dance Demon
By the way, did you know that Disc Jockey works out as
Snooty Pottyface!
I'm Sleezy Chicken-Hump and the missus is Boobie Chuckle-Sniffer...
Not sure which one is better, a sleezy hump or a boobie sniffer
JB x x
Oh what fun.
Mine is Dorfus Wafflebutt, means nothing to me but I may just hang on to it.
Boobie Dippin-Tush, at your service
Sloopy Chicken-Sprinkles
The name's Feather-Tush ..... Dorky Feather-Tush.
*Sits back, lights cigarette and rolls a double-six*
If anyone's interested, Ceroc Scotland is Dorfus Battybrains
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