Camber froze the balls off my brass monkey

[stewart38]

They were battery powered.

I think we had a duff meter and I did complain at the end.

on two seperate occassions Ive had a metre that was stuck so didnt use any electricty cards , cant remember if that was Southport or Camber

they will always refund ones you dont use so maybe best to buy more then you need anyway

[Gojive]

has anyone mentioned the seagulls this time around ??

some may have gone home for the winter ?

Oh those sodding, noisy, greedy, selfish great flying sh*t machines! Actually, the one good thing about the poor car parking availability on site, is that if you can't get a space there, you don't find your car nicely insulated with a 3inch covering of white and black cement, nicely embroidered with rock hard berries on Monday morning!

[dee]

has anyone mentioned the seagulls this time around ??
?

Packs bread to put on top of cars

Have you seen the size of those things close up?? one poo and you will be covered

[dee]

*unpacks nightie as it will be too warm in the farmhouse*

so do i not need my baby doll

[Gojive]

Packs bread to put on top of cars

Most people use a roof rack

Still, I suppose you used your loaf....

[Lory]

A plea, on behalf of a tall, DARK, handsome and HOT, male forumite.............

This very desirable hot water bottle.. oops. I mean man is looking for a bed to keep warm at Camber.. he has a ticket but no accommodation as yet... all together now... ahhhhhhhhhhh

So ladies, if your worried about the cold and would like a man about the house, to tend to your every whim (his words, not mine) then PM me for more information!

And i'll put you in touch, he's unable to get on his PC tonight but is on his mobile!

[Danger Mouse]

I want to go to Camber but I can't. Boo Hoo

I don't care about the cold. Boo Hoo

I don't care about Seagulls pooping all over my car. Boo Hoo

I don’t care about the woodlice or ants Boo Hoo

Or the mice that ate all my pasta last time. Boo Hoo

oh well!

As compensation I’ve arranged a double header of freestyles over this Camber Weekend

Kettering Friday (Tonight ) & Nantwich Saturday.

[dee]

This very desirable hot water bottle.. oops. I mean man is looking for a bed to keep warm at Camber.. he has a ticket but no accommodation as yet... all together now... ahhhhhhhhhhh

Am i right in thinking that accommodation comes with the ticket?? i thought it was only Bognor that you could get a day pass???

[David Bailey]

Am i right in thinking that accommodation comes with the ticket?? i thought it was only Bognor that you could get a day pass???

That was also my understanding - I asked for a day pass specifically and was told they weren't done at Camber (although apparently they are at Bognor).

(Obviously, I was hoping to scrounge a place at the DeeSuperFarmhouse accommodation... )

[dee]

(Obviously, I was hoping to scrounge a place at the DeeSuperFarmhouse accommodation... )

We will have to see if my chat up line works first eh?

[DavidY]

As compensation I’ve arranged a double header of freestyles over this Camber Weekend

Kettering Friday (Tonight ) & Nantwich Saturday.

I didn't go to Kettering, but really enjoyed myself at Nantwich last night.
Were you there DM?

[David Bailey]

We will have to see if my chat up line works first eh?

It didn't.