Ten Sure Signs of Getting Older:
1 Policemen's parents look young
2 Annuity projections make fascinating reading
3 Your dance partner went to school with your daughter
4 Your children don't wait up for you anymore
5 You visit garden centres by choice
6 You remember when Dunfermline Athletic won the Scottish Cup
7 You reckon there's never been any good music since Fleetwood Mac
8 You think cardigans with leather elbow patches are pretty daring fashion items
9 You always know where the nearest loo is
10 In springtime, your thoughts turn to bedding plants rather than girls
(I only identify with 4 and 6)
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