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    Punchlines...

    Here's a game i haven't played in ages. One person says the punchline of a joke (and not the joke itself). Another person has to then guess what the actual joke is. If they get it correct, they can give another punchline and then someone else has to guess what the rest of the joke is, and so on.

    So .... i'll start the ball rolling with a really simple one.

    "Terrible"...

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Your dog has no nose? How does he smell?
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Asif
    "Terrible"...
    How does a skunk smell when you hold its nose?

    (If I'm wrong then I apologise, if I'm right then... )

    "You will have to pull yourself together then"

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    "You will have to pull yourself together then"
    Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains?


    "Who's there?"

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey
    Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains?


    "Who's there?"
    ERRRR.... Knock Knock? (invisible man one?)

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Some people actually like Sewer Rats.

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Will
    Some people actually like Sewer Rats.
    What's the difference between Toby Wan Kenobe's singing and a Sewer Rat?

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    Re: Punchlines...

    A: "What are you looking at?!?"

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    Re: Punchlines...

    A little clarification .... you can only provide a punchline if you have supplied the rest of the joke for the previous punchline (doesn't even have to be the correct one or acutally make any sense).

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    A: "What are you looking at?!?"
    Q: "Doctor, Doctor, People keep thinking i'm staring at them!"

    Next one .... A: Kermit in a blender!!

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Asif
    Next one .... A: Kermit in a blender!!
    What's red and green and goes buzz buzz whurr??

    A: I've got one 'ere...

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    A: I've got one 'ere...
    Vincent Van Gogh goes into a pub and the barman asks him if he would like a drink. Vince answers back "No thanks, I've ....." (i like that one).

    A. "What's with the long faces lads?"

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Asif
    A. "What's with the long faces lads?"
    2 horses go into a bar... the barman says....

    So he can use disabled parking.

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    So he can use disabled parking.
    Bugger.......it's on the tip of my tongue (BTW - that's NOT the joke)!

    Help .... anyone??

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Asif
    Bugger.......it's on the tip of my tongue (BTW - that's NOT the joke)!

    Help .... anyone??
    Q: Why does a drummer keep his drumsticks on the dashboard??

    Punchline... (puns SO do not work in writing!!) Bob.

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    Punchline... (puns SO do not work in writing!!) Bob.
    Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

    Punchline: Doberman

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by David Franklin
    Punchline: Doberman
    What do you call Superman with a heavy cold?



    Monkey puke!

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Piglet
    Monkey puke!
    Q: What's runny, yellow and smells of banana?


    Answer - "Asif"

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Asif
    Q: What's runny, yellow and smells of banana?


    Answer - "Asif"
    I wondered how long it would take for that one to come out!

    Q - What do you call a sexy Pakistani?

    A. Straight up the M4

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by TiggsTours
    I wondered how long it would take for that one to come out!

    Q - What do you call a sexy Pakistani?


    Quote Originally Posted by TiggsTours
    A. Straight up the M4
    Q - How do you get Two Whales in a mini?

    A - There are large footprints in the butter!

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    Re: Punchlines...

    Quote Originally Posted by Asif



    Q - How do you get Two Whales in a mini?

    A - There are large footprints in the butter!
    How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

    Punchline: I was just going to say that!

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