Your dog has no nose? How does he smell?
Here's a game i haven't played in ages. One person says the punchline of a joke (and not the joke itself). Another person has to then guess what the actual joke is. If they get it correct, they can give another punchline and then someone else has to guess what the rest of the joke is, and so on.
So .... i'll start the ball rolling with a really simple one.
"Terrible"...
Your dog has no nose? How does he smell?
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