Midlanders Rejoice!

[Trousers]

Yes Midlanders join with me in a moment of silent prayer

Offering thanks to the great god of dance the Mighty Ceroc™

Who through his disciple Phil of the Roberts, has taken the forsaken smoke filled venue of The Saints and has wiped the impure air from the dancehall and replaced it with fresh clean air smelling only slightly of sweat.

The purveyors of the smouldering sticks of death responsible for the contamination of the air previously supplied for the use of congregation of the The Saints chapel of dance have been relegated to the cobblestones known as the outside! All Praise the Mighty Ceroc™, All Praise the most worthy of Ceroc's™ disciples Phil.

May it never again be said the voice of the many had no power over the actions of the few.
But lest we forget, there but for the grace of Will Power or possibly lack of money, might more of our number tread, following the willow the wisp that is tobacco smoke. So let us not spurn our chilly and possibly damp (dependent on the weather outside) fellow worshippers of the Great God Ceroc™, but let us welcome them back in to join us, once again in the Worship that we call Jive Dance only now to rejoice in our worship in a mutually appealing atmosphere that we may all breathe more easily.

For thine is the dancehall,
and the rhythm,
and the music,
for ever and ever.

Amen.







Respect - Phil, Emma Good on Ya

[clevedonboy]

Have they banned the mind altering substances you're taking as well?

Good move though