If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard. You could help- it wouldn't be that hard. Maybe we could put a tiny little fridge in there somewhere.Originally Posted by Tessalicious
Oh, the confusion. Would people please make it clear from now on whether they mean Post Script or Purple Sparkler?Originally Posted by Tessalicious
If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard. You could help- it wouldn't be that hard. Maybe we could put a tiny little fridge in there somewhere.Originally Posted by Tessalicious
Sure - when I write a postscript I usually (I'm sure you'll find a contradictory example but I'll try from now on anyway) put P.S. whereas you are PS - but I'm not sure why this applies to what I wrote...?Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
It was the thing about Loose Women. I thought by 'PS you've really thought about this' DavidJames was alluding to my somewhat detailed response about what I'd do with a million quid.Originally Posted by Tessalicious
But I feared there may have been confusion and he may have just meant Post Script not me.
Imagine the confusion if my online name actually WAS Post Script...
No "in" jokes pleaseOriginally Posted by Purple Sparkler
Osama-Clive ben Zealot
How is a Terry Pratchett reference an 'in' joke?Originally Posted by Clive Long
Its not an 'in' joke its an "in" joke.
Clive Long is a monkey.
Behave, or he'll throw the book at you. And he has quite a few to hand.Originally Posted by Clive Long
Anyone would think you were bored RK?Originally Posted by Rhythm King
Why Miss Sparkles, whatever do you mean?Originally Posted by Sparkles
Sorry. I'm just not in touch with popular culture references.Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
Think of me as a guy who thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Books .... ooooh ... lovely, stroke, stroke, sniff. Long words .... aaaahhhhh.
I have had to give away or sell more books than I currently own. No space to live in otherwise.
CRL
Wow. You gave them all away yet you currently own them - are they homing books set to return by magical command ?Originally Posted by Clive Long
Repeat after me... 'ook'
Originally Posted by Rhythm King
If I had a million dollars, I'll be rich!!
Oh, just give him a bunch of bananas. Or hold his hand. He likes holding hands. Oook.Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
I hate to p*ss on the parade, but a million dollars (about £600k) doesn't get you very far these days. It might buy you a nice flat, or a not-so-nice house in a reasonable part of London for instance, but it won't change the world. Not that I'd say no, but make it $100 million and you can really get some stuff done.
Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
But that is not the title of the song...........
I think you can forget the crispsOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
OK, here's what you should really do with that million, I hope we're all going to be word perfect on this for next Monday!
Now I'm just wondering how well that track would mix with the Beatles "Can't Buy Me Love" ?
Greg
If I Had A Million Dollars
by Bare Naked Ladies
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If I had a million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
Well I'd buy you a house...I would buy you a house.
And if had a million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
Buy you some furniture for your house...maybe a Chesterfield or an ottoman.
If I had a million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
Well I'd buy you a K-Car...a nice reliant automobile.
If I had a million dollars...I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
Mmmm...
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Oh can you blame them? Huh yeah.
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you a fur coat...But not a real fur coat that's cruel.
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you an exotic pet...Like a llama or an emu.
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains...all them crazy elephant bones
And If I had million dollars I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars.
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars.
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmm...
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you a green dress...But not a real green dress, that's cruel.
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you some art...A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you a monkey...Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
I'd be rich.
Haven't you heard the saying.. Money cant buy love...?? Still... Im sure that I could possibly bribe an Immigration Official or something..?Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Lets make it a million pounds then...Originally Posted by LMC
I thought it was a llama you were after?Originally Posted by Rhythm King
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