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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious
    Funnily enough, I didn't have you down as one with a penchant for loose women - but if there's something you feel the need to share, there's a whole gang of people sitting on and around the Sofa just waiting for someone to rock the boat with less usual versions of singledom.
    If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
    Oh, the confusion. Would people please make it clear from now on whether they mean Post Script or Purple Sparkler?

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious
    If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
    If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard. You could help- it wouldn't be that hard. Maybe we could put a tiny little fridge in there somewhere.

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
    Oh, the confusion. Would people please make it clear from now on whether they mean Post Script or Purple Sparkler?
    Sure - when I write a postscript I usually (I'm sure you'll find a contradictory example but I'll try from now on anyway) put P.S. whereas you are PS - but I'm not sure why this applies to what I wrote...?

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Tessalicious
    Sure - when I write a postscript I usually (I'm sure you'll find a contradictory example but I'll try from now on anyway) put P.S. whereas you are PS - but I'm not sure why this applies to what I wrote...?
    It was the thing about Loose Women. I thought by 'PS you've really thought about this' DavidJames was alluding to my somewhat detailed response about what I'd do with a million quid.

    But I feared there may have been confusion and he may have just meant Post Script not me.

    Imagine the confusion if my online name actually WAS Post Script...

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
    That's no monkey! The Librarian is very angry...
    No "in" jokes please

    Osama-Clive ben Zealot

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Clive Long
    No "in" jokes please

    Osama-Clive ben Zealot
    How is a Terry Pratchett reference an 'in' joke?

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Its not an 'in' joke its an "in" joke.

    Clive Long is a monkey.

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Clive Long
    No "in" jokes please

    Osama-Clive ben Zealot
    Behave, or he'll throw the book at you. And he has quite a few to hand.

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King
    Behave, or he'll throw the book at you. And he has quite a few to hand.
    Anyone would think you were bored RK?

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles
    Anyone would think you were bored RK?
    Why Miss Sparkles, whatever do you mean?

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
    How is a Terry Pratchett reference an 'in' joke?
    Sorry. I'm just not in touch with popular culture references.

    Think of me as a guy who thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    Books .... ooooh ... lovely, stroke, stroke, sniff. Long words .... aaaahhhhh.

    I have had to give away or sell more books than I currently own. No space to live in otherwise.

    CRL

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Clive Long
    I have had to give away or sell more books than I currently own.
    Wow. You gave them all away yet you currently own them - are they homing books set to return by magical command ?

    Repeat after me... 'ook'

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King
    Me.


    If I had a million dollars, well I'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

    If I had a million dollars, I'll be rich!!

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
    That's no monkey! The Librarian is very angry...
    Oh, just give him a bunch of bananas. Or hold his hand. He likes holding hands. Oook.

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    I hate to p*ss on the parade, but a million dollars (about £600k) doesn't get you very far these days. It might buy you a nice flat, or a not-so-nice house in a reasonable part of London for instance, but it won't change the world. Not that I'd say no, but make it $100 million and you can really get some stuff done.

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
    but make it $100 million and you can really get some stuff done.

    But that is not the title of the song...........

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    that'd by you a nice 2 bed flat in the middle of London and a bag of crisps
    I think you can forget the crisps
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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    OK, here's what you should really do with that million, I hope we're all going to be word perfect on this for next Monday!

    Now I'm just wondering how well that track would mix with the Beatles "Can't Buy Me Love" ?

    Greg


    If I Had A Million Dollars
    by Bare Naked Ladies
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    If I had a million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    Well I'd buy you a house...I would buy you a house.
    And if had a million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    Buy you some furniture for your house...maybe a Chesterfield or an ottoman.
    If I had a million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    Well I'd buy you a K-Car...a nice reliant automobile.
    If I had a million dollars...I'd buy your love
    If I had a million dollars
    I'd build a tree fort in our yard
    If I had million dollars
    You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
    If I had million dollars
    Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
    You know, we could just go up there and hang out
    Like open the fridge and stuff
    There would be already be foods laid out for us
    Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
    Mmmm...
    They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
    Oh can you blame them? Huh yeah.

    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    I'd buy you a fur coat...But not a real fur coat that's cruel.
    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    I'd buy you an exotic pet...Like a llama or an emu.
    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    I'd buy you John Merrick's remains...all them crazy elephant bones
    And If I had million dollars I'd buy your love.

    If I had a million dollars.
    We wouldn't have to walk to the store
    If I had a million dollars.
    We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
    If I had a million dollars
    We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
    But we would eat Kraft Dinner
    Of course we would, we’d just eat more
    And buy really expensive ketchups with it
    That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
    Mmmm...

    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    I'd buy you a green dress...But not a real green dress, that's cruel.
    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    I'd buy you some art...A Picasso or a Garfunkel
    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    I'd buy you a monkey...Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
    If I had million dollars I’d buy your love

    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    If I had million dollars...if I had a million dollars.
    I'd be rich.

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    So you wouldn't buy yourself the perfect partner to keep you in this country then?!?
    Haven't you heard the saying.. Money cant buy love...?? Still... Im sure that I could possibly bribe an Immigration Official or something..?

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    Re: If I had a million dollars.....

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC
    To nearest thousand:

    If US$ - about £554,000

    If AUS$ - about £427,000

    (www.xe.com)
    Lets make it a million pounds then...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King
    Me.


    If I had a million dollars, well I'd buy you a monkey. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
    I thought it was a llama you were after?

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