Free advice!

[LMC]

... is usually worth what you paid for it.

There has been lots of agony-aunt type stuff on Singletons Sofa and we have some Very Good amateur psychologists on the forum (can't help thinking of the doctor's wife dies young cliche somehow?)

So, I thought that we should maybe start an advice column, because I'm in need of some - so post your problems here and your fellow forumites will do their best to help (or at least cheer everyone else up by taking the p***, thus increasing the sum total of happiness in the world)

I could really use some advice and support on a personal matter...

I've seen the advice about tying hair back if it's long (that would be the hair on the head I'm talking about BTW). But being walloped with a pony tail actually hurts more than being slapped with loose flying hair. I tie my hair back if I get really hot, but I actually really like the sensation of my hair flying out on a fast turn/spin.

But the *real* problem is that I'm worried that I'm starting to develop sadistic tendencies (shut up at the back there, the axe murder was never proved). I find the sensation of my hair whipping a man's arm rather pleasurable. What should I do?

[Minnie M]

Ask the Agony Smurf
http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/s...ighlight=smurf

[Dizzy]

Your favourite film doesn't happen to be 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' , does it??!!

[El Salsero Gringo]

I find the sensation of my hair whipping a man's arm rather pleasurable. What should I do?

Publish a list of your prices.

[LMC]

Publish a list of your prices.

Sorry you had to post that publicly, as my PM box was full.

[Gojive]

Sorry you had to post that publicly, as my PM box was full.

If you're box is full, surely life is fine?