That'll be the gremlins who took your socks, its payment.Originally Posted by stewart38
Bank holiday thoughts
You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?
In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?
Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out
Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one
Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down
That'll be the gremlins who took your socks, its payment.Originally Posted by stewart38
Someone is obviously having Friday afternoon sock issues
Originally Posted by Sparkles
Your not pulling the wool over my eyes. Im convinced Ill find my spare electric tooth brush head when the little gremlins put it back where I left it
Well, I don't know where the gremlins are, but the portal into their parallel universe is evidently in your washing machine. The coins are in payment for all the socks they steal.Originally Posted by stewart38
I dunno about the stamps.
I think they like the tea spoons from our kitchen at work too...
Had you forgotten you have children ? if you really don;t it sounds like you've acquired some - coz thats what happens at our place and it only started after the kids !Originally Posted by stewart38
Ask your girlfriend . . . . and/or any ex girlfriends . . . .Originally Posted by stewart38
And the pens off your desk!Originally Posted by Sparkles
We are only permitted to write patient notes in black ink. I'm told that 100's of black pens are purchased every month but somehow the gremlins come and make them all blue.Originally Posted by Sparkles
What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe
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He's the same guy who leaves the other one on top of bus shelters.Originally Posted by Minnie M
KidsOriginally Posted by TiggsTours
Kids againOriginally Posted by Minnie M
more kidsOriginally Posted by TiggsTours
In fact I think that the threatened pandemic that the WHO has been going on about is already here !
I can’t tell you who takes them but I do know were they end upOriginally Posted by TiggsTours
I recently sold an old Landrover - behind the dash I found 50 biros
I can answer that one, you left it in BarcelonaOriginally Posted by stewart38
I would love to know that one toOriginally Posted by Minnie M
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