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    who are these people ?

    Bank holiday thoughts

    You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?

    In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?

    Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out

    Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one

    Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38
    In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?
    That'll be the gremlins who took your socks, its payment.

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    Re: who are these people ?

    Someone is obviously having Friday afternoon sock issues

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles
    Someone is obviously having Friday afternoon sock issues

    Your not pulling the wool over my eyes. Im convinced Ill find my spare electric tooth brush head when the little gremlins put it back where I left it

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    Re: who are these people ?

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38
    Bank holiday thoughts

    You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?

    In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?

    Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out

    Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one

    Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down
    Well, I don't know where the gremlins are, but the portal into their parallel universe is evidently in your washing machine. The coins are in payment for all the socks they steal.

    I dunno about the stamps.

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    I think they like the tea spoons from our kitchen at work too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38
    Bank holiday thoughts

    You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?

    In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?

    Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out

    Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one

    Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down
    Had you forgotten you have children ? if you really don;t it sounds like you've acquired some - coz thats what happens at our place and it only started after the kids !

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38
    You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?
    Ask your girlfriend . . . . and/or any ex girlfriends . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles
    I think they like the tea spoons from our kitchen at work too...
    And the pens off your desk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles
    I think they like the tea spoons from our kitchen at work too...
    We are only permitted to write patient notes in black ink. I'm told that 100's of black pens are purchased every month but somehow the gremlins come and make them all blue.

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    Re: who are these people ?

    What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe


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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie M
    What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe
    He's the same guy who leaves the other one on top of bus shelters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiggsTours
    He's the same guy who leaves the other one on top of bus shelters.
    Kids

    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie M
    What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe
    Kids again

    Quote Originally Posted by TiggsTours
    And the pens off your desk!
    more kids



    In fact I think that the threatened pandemic that the WHO has been going on about is already here !

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiggsTours
    And the pens off your desk!
    I can’t tell you who takes them but I do know were they end up


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    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38
    Your not pulling the wool over my eyes. Im convinced Ill find my spare electric tooth brush head when the little gremlins put it back where I left it
    I can answer that one, you left it in Barcelona

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    Re: who are these people ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie M
    What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe
    I would love to know that one to

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