Ooops...
There once was a young musician
A strangely Bart Simpson-like ScotOriginally Posted by Rhythm King
Finished limericks with little rot,
He went for some grub
But aye, there's the rub:
To give a first line he forgot!
Ooops...
There once was a young musician
Who never liked breaking traditionOriginally Posted by Ceroc Jock
He'd blow on his trumpetOriginally Posted by Feelingpink
While eating a crumpetOriginally Posted by Rhythm King
Eh???Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
ok i'm starting a fresh one.
There's an ass called El Salsero Gringo
Finishing the other one...
There once was a young musician
Who never liked breaking tradition
He'd blow on his trumpet
While eating a crumpet
and spray crumbs of aural munition
Who shocked an old lady at bingoOriginally Posted by Donna
For his first move jump,
his throat caught a lumpOriginally Posted by David Franklin
(no longer could he speak the lingo??)
<mode=tired, emotional, and thus in snappish mood>Would you stop doing this? Don't start a limerick unless you've finished the last one. If we have more than one on the go at any one time, it just gets confusing. And I don't need to be any more confused than I already am.</mode>Originally Posted by Donna
CJ appears to have finished your one, but I think it's David Franklin's turn to start the next one as he finished the one we were already doing.
There was a young dancer named Lily,
Who loved to wear something frillyOriginally Posted by David Franklin
Fond of a donut
And also chocolateOriginally Posted by Ceroc Jock
There was a young dancer named Lily,
Who loved to wear something frilly,
Fond of a donut,
And also chocolut,
Poor wee girl, she's really quite silly.
Sheepman and PS did not arrive at the dance together,
Er..... that doesn't scan. Too many syllables.Originally Posted by Whitebeard
Pedantic? Moi?Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
Oh dear now, when I say that in my best Welsh English, you know, it sounds quite nice. I love it. So musical. Each syll-a-ble so clev-a. You lot have a head start when it come to dancing.Originally Posted by Baruch
But; rules are there to be broken,
And you can take that as a token,
Of my ordinaryness,
When under duress,
I'm just not in the habit of joken.
Last edited by Whitebeard; 23rd-August-2005 at 12:21 AM.
A limerick's meant to be funny
Or witty, outrageous or punny.
But if the first line
Has more than just nine,
You've too many syllables, sonny!
You're quick boyo, very quick;Originally Posted by Baruch
It's enough to make anyone sick.
Here's jus' hopin',
I can keep copin';
Sonny, is not the way to describe this old pr..k.
And with that, I bid thee a fond farewell in a haze emanating from an alcoholic beverage from another celtic community to the North.
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