Limerick completion game

[Baruch]

This one's simple enough. Someone posts the first line for a limerick, then someone else has to post the next line, and so on. If you complete a limerick, you get to start a new one. Extra respect if it's actually funny.

Example limerick:

There once was a fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour
His back was aflower,
And his hair was all covered in weeds.

I'm sure you can all do better than that, though.

OK, here's the first line:

There once was a dancer called Annie

[under par]

OK, here's the first line:

There once was a dancer called Annie

Who danced with a partner named Danny

[Gojive]

They thought they were cool,

[Cruella]

As they whisked around the hall.

[Feelingpink]

And out, 'til they reached Abergevenney

[Little Em]

ok it looks like it is time for the start of a new one.........



A lady in a sequin glitter dress..........

[Feelingpink]

Ooh, just realised that I get to start another ...


There was a young stud called Will

[David Franklin]

But the men were just ogling her {censors: take a deep breath} left knee. {censors: phew}.

There was a young dancer called Kryklyvyy

[Little Em]

But the men were just ogling her {censors: take a deep breath} left knee. {censors: phew}.

There was a young dancer called Kryklyvyy

sorry David! you beat me to it!

[clevedonboy]

This one's simple enough. Someone posts the first line for a limerick, then someone else has to post the next line, and so on.

I think we should try to go back to this one at a time principle (even if we then write the next line 'cos nobody else bothers) otherwise we might as well just write our own limericks

e.g

A drunk cerocer from Hayle
Chose a partner as big as a whale
while performing a dip
he did a lurch and a slip
his remains they scraped up in a pail

anyway where's the next one

[Baby Peaches]

Yeah sorry about that! I got slightly carried away with myself earlier. Won't do it again!!

Okay, start of another:

One night at Ceroc in Dundee

[Whitebeard]

Yeah sorry about that! I got slightly carried away with myself earlier. Won't do it again!!

Okay, start of another:

One night at Ceroc in Dundee

He got in, (how?) for free,

[Baby Peaches]

He got in, (how?) for free,

He's never got money,

[Whitebeard]

He's never got money,

Gee, that's me! Loves ya honey,