Who danced with a partner named DannyOriginally Posted by Baruch
This one's simple enough. Someone posts the first line for a limerick, then someone else has to post the next line, and so on. If you complete a limerick, you get to start a new one. Extra respect if it's actually funny.
Example limerick:
There once was a fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour
His back was aflower,
And his hair was all covered in weeds.
I'm sure you can all do better than that, though.
OK, here's the first line:
There once was a dancer called Annie
Who danced with a partner named DannyOriginally Posted by Baruch
They thought they were cool,
As they whisked around the hall.
And out, 'til they reached Abergevenney
But the men were just ogling her {censors: take a deep breath} left knee. {censors: phew}.
There was a young dancer called Kryklyvyy
ok it looks like it is time for the start of a new one.........
A lady in a sequin glitter dress..........
Ooh, just realised that I get to start another ...
There was a young stud called Will
Originally Posted by David Franklin
sorry David! you beat me to it!
Of trophies his cupboard he'd fillOriginally Posted by Feelingpink
But when on the forumOriginally Posted by David Franklin
He'd lose all decorumOriginally Posted by Purple Sparkler
And post both to shock and to thrill!Originally Posted by DavidJames
Yay, my turn! Hmm...
There once was a King of the Rhythm...
What? Might as well give you lot a challenge...
There once was a King of the Rhythm...
Who lisped, so "ism" became "ithm"
Originally Posted by Feelingpink
(There is SO much room here for Monty Python inspired lines three and four ... go on, you know you want to)
He weighed more than a duck...Originally Posted by Feelingpink
And he fancied a rummage. No, hold on...Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
But he was out of luck.
'cos the Queen preferred unfertilized ovum!
There once was a man on a hunt....
Whose back was really his front
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