5 Things Most People Don't Know About You

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
1, I have three grandchildren but only know the name of two of them
2, I have been a guest on radio 1, radio 2 and three local stations
3, I am a qualified chef
4, I have driven naked through the centre of London at midnight (there was four in the car 2 guys 2 girls all naked!)
5, I hate talk radio

Dear Mr Lizard

This thread is supposed to be about 5 things people DON'T know about you. If you were on radio millions of people must know. If you drove through central London naked some people must have noticed

The reason my 5 were so boring was because I had to put in things The Tramp didn't know about me - although he did know I'm a male lesbian I think he kept it quiet

There are a number of things I know about you that no-one else does - you know what they are and I'll take that information to the grave with me - mostly because it's not very interesting to all but a handful of people

I'm sure you could do better. Try again and try being modest

[Minnie M]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
Dear Mr Lizard


The reason my 5 were so boring was because I had to put in things The Tramp didn't know about me - although he did know I'm a male lesbian I think he kept it quiet

but we ALL know you are a male lesbian, although we don't see many of them in fishnets and red stillettos !

[Lounge Lizard]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
Dear Mr Lizard

This thread is supposed to be about 5 things people DON'T know about you. If you were on radio millions of people must know. If you drove through central London naked some people must have noticed

I thought it was for people on the forum silly me

Originally posted by Andy McGregor

The reason my 5 were so boring was because I had to put in things The Tramp didn't know about me - although he did know I'm a male lesbian I think he kept it quiet

yes but the forum is already full of stuff about you andy, so maybe only the boring bits were left to mention

Originally posted by Andy McGregor

There are a number of things I know about you that no-one else does - you know what they are and I'll take that information to the grave with me - mostly because it's not very interesting to all but a handful of people

I can only think of one thing - the party, which was pretty tame.

Originally posted by Andy McGregor

I'm sure you could do better. Try again and try being modest

so five things that no one else anywhere has witnessed (i.e. NOBODY knows) and cannot include any achievements (modesty forbids)
I dont colour cordinate pegs
The only novels I have read in the last 10 years are 'Harry Potter'
I dont belive we have put men on the moon
I do belive in pre-history
I only like mild cheese

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
I only like mild cheese

Mild Cheese ! Phha! Philistine.

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard

The only novels I have read in the last 10 years are 'Harry Potter'
I dont belive we have put men on the moon

But which is more believable - Harry Potter or men on the moon ?

[Lounge Lizard]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
But which is more believable - Harry Potter or men on the moon ?

Harry Potter, anyone know where I can get quidditch lessons

[Boomer]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
Dear Mr Lizard

This thread is supposed to be about 5 things people DON'T know about you. If you were on radio millions of people must know. If you drove through central London naked some people must have noticed

Ummm, sorry Mr Mcgregor, hate to be pedantic but the post is actually 5...most people...’. Unless LL is more famous that The Beatles I fear that most people don’t know him, ergo, ipso-factum-QED-quid-pro-quo, my little duche bonnet, he was closer to being on topic than you gave him credit for. :sorry

[TheTramp]

Originally posted by Boomer
Unless LL is more famous that The Beatles

Not yet. He's working on it though. Give him 6 months

Steve

[Sheepman]

Thanks Boomer, that means I can go ahead with things that MOST people don't know:-

(Specially tailored for Pammy and Minnie)

1. Despite being related to loads of sailors, (including Chay Blyth) I am straight (in the sense Andy might not agree with), & having spent time on the Drum with Richard, Bob, Paula, Simon, I have sailed nothing bigger than a trainee windsurfer.
(ie Branson, Geldof, Yates and Le Bon)

2. I spent 6 hours on a ferry in a hurricane, everyone was being sick over everthing, I finally succumbed 5 minutes before we made it into the harbour.

3. Apart from that I have only ever been sick 4 times, twice from food poisoning.

4. I "retired" aged 36.

5. If my Mum hadn't been so mad keen on ballroom dancing, I might have started early enough to be a good dancer.

Greg

[Pammy]

3. Apart from that I have only ever been sick 4 times, twice from food poisoning. [/B][/QUOTE]

Was one of those times due to a *sausage* incident?

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by Pammy
Was one of those times due to a *sausage* incident?

You should know

G x

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Sheepman
You should know

G x

"Knowing" and "admitting to oneself" are completely different non?

Px

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by Pammy
"Knowing" and "admitting to oneself" are completely different non?

Well I said you were scary! But does this mean you're scared of knowing yourself?

G x

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Sheepman
Well I said you were scary! But does this mean you're scared of knowing yourself?

G x

Or is that a riddle for

you're scared of knowing me?

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Pammy
Or is that a riddle for

you're scared of knowing me?

I'm scared and I'm only a spectator

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
I'm scared and I'm only a spectator

Of who, Wooly, Me, or both of us (doubley so when together?!?)

[Sheepman]

I'm too scared to comment.
Greg

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Pammy
Of who, Wooly, Me, or both of us (doubley so when together?!?)

I'm scared of the Pamster of course. Who would be scared of a Sheepy.

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
Who would be scared of a Sheepy.

A Trampy?
(Deja vu coming on).

Greg

[TheTramp]

Originally posted by Sheepman
A Trampy?
(Deja vu coming on).

Greg

Totally. Quivering in my boots.....

Steve