You're so wrong

[El Salsero Gringo]

Fuzzy bunnies are neither immoral, illegal nor fattening. They are nice.

There is no number greater than infinity.

The number of counting numbers is infinite - but the number of irrational numbers is uncountable - and so infinitely greater. So the number of irrationals is greater than the infinity of counting numbers.

The sixteen-legged Snorkspruggle monster from Outer Mongolia has an even number of legs.

[Baruch]

The sixteen-legged Snorkspruggle monster from Outer Mongolia has an even number of legs.

Not if another sixteen-legged Snorkspruggle monster from Outer Mongolia bites off one of its legs, it doesn't.

Cold potatoes ain't hot.