Jill, that joke was udder p!sh!!Originally posted by Bardsey
Crikey! I fell asleep twice whilst reading this.... I need a cuppa now..... errr....got any milk?
Crikey! I fell asleep twice whilst reading this.... I need a cuppa now..... errr....got any milk?Originally posted by psyc0diver
Cows used To Explain World Ideologies
Moooo!
Jill, that joke was udder p!sh!!Originally posted by Bardsey
Crikey! I fell asleep twice whilst reading this.... I need a cuppa now..... errr....got any milk?
Quit beefing you twoOriginally posted by Dave Hancock
Jill, that joke was udder p!sh!!
Don't get in a flap! I'll try and think of anudder in a minute.Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Jill, that joke was udder p!sh!!
that wasnt any butter than the lastOriginally posted by Bardsey
Don't get in a flap! I'll try and think of anudder in a minute.
Additional cow corporations:-
Swedish Corporation
You use the cows in your porn movie.
Iraqi Corporation
You have no cows. UN inspectors confirm you have no cows. America invades, claiming you have udders of mass destruction and steal all your milk.
No it was a bit cheesy I agreeOriginally posted by psyc0diver
that wasnt any butter than the last
Nice One!Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Additional cow corporations:-
Swedish Corporation
You use the cows in your porn movie.
Iraqi Corporation
You have no cows. UN inspectors confirm you have no cows. America invades, claiming you have udders of mass destruction and steal all your milk.
Irish Corporation#
Ah bejasus! I'm sure we had a cow round here somewhere! Never mind, we'll have to have guinness instead of milk.
You'd have thought someone would have come up with a "Scottish Cow" by now !?
well enough of this bull, I've herd enough. Time to put on my jersy & go homeOriginally posted by Bardsey
Nice One!
Irish Corporation#
Ah bejasus! I'm sure we had a cow round here somewhere! Never mind, we'll have to have guinness instead of milk.
TCOY
I just know I'm gonna hate this.... but I have to ask....okay what does TCOY stand for?Originally posted by psyc0diver
well enough of this bull, I've herd enough. Time to put on my jersy & go home
TCOY
Take Care Of Yourselves??Originally posted by Bardsey
I just know I'm gonna hate this.... but I have to ask....okay what does TCOY stand for?
Steve
TAMPAX have announced they have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of Tinsel........
They say its for the Christmas period only!
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
Originally posted by Lory
TAMPAX have announced they have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of Tinsel........
They say its for the Christmas period only!
Lory.... that's proper filthy...Originally posted by Lory
TAMPAX have announced they have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of Tinsel........
They say its for the Christmas period only!
.............I love it
Girls, I require your attention!
We always hear “the rules” from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. They are all numbered “1” intentionally.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Charlie’s Angels don’t expect us to act like film stars.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during adverts.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions - neither do we.
1. Men see in only 16 colours, like Window’s default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. (We have no idea what mauve is.)
1. If something itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act as if nothing WERE wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don’t mind that - it’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education
Yeah right!Originally posted by ChrisA
Girls, I require your attention!
We always hear “the rules” from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. They are all numbered “1” intentionally.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions - neither do we.
Who da man!?!?! He da Man!!! Big-up ta da Troofsta, keepin' it reeaalllOriginally posted by ChrisA
Girls, I require your attention!
We always hear “the rules” from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. They are all numbered “1” intentionally.....
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don’t mind that - it’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education
My God, Boomster! You'll be walking round wearing bright yellow, wearing wrap-round shades and loads of bling next, saying "who's yo daddy? "I's yo daddy"Originally posted by Boomer
Who da man!?!?! He da Man!!! Big-up ta da Troofsta, keepin' it reeaalll
Hey! Dat be bling-bling mama!.....What on god's earth am I on about?Originally posted by Bardsey
My God, Boomster! You'll be walking round wearing bright yellow, wearing wrap-round shades and loads of bling next, saying "who's yo daddy? "I's yo daddy"
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