Today's Joke

2 women come out of a pub and are walking home when they really need to take a ****, so they decide to hop over the graveyard wall and **** in there. they both finish ****ing and the first one takes off her knickers and wipes with them and chucks em away. the 2nd says my knickers are too expensive for that, and reaches over to a wreath and takes the ribbon off and wipes herself.

The next day, one of the womens husbands phones the other womans husband and says "I'm keeping an eye on the misses..she came home last night with no knickers on!!" the 2nd guy says "thats nothing, mine had a card in her knickers which said 'from all the guys at the fire brigade, we'll never forget you!!!!'"