Driven wild or to distraction?

[JoC]

The female driver – will not lead right (clockwise) turns, preferring to go anticlockwise round the block, turning left three times.

Where on earth did you get that idea

[El Salsero Gringo]

How about the car with the broken shock-absorbers that just won't stop bouncing?

[Zebra Woman]

How about:

The Flash Git - Drives everywhere with hazard lights flashing (especially common around Xmas and Halloween time)

[ducasi]

Where on earth did you get that idea

Um...

(Don't worry, you're in very good company... my Mum doesn't like that turn either. )

[Wendy]

Don't forget........

The Renault Megane - A slightly out of proportion booty with a lot of hip action.

That's me but I'm trying so hard to be a topless one... ahem.. convertible...... smaller butt and great fun outdoors.. can even be considered quite classy when driven well

Wx

[Beowulf]

The Learner Driver - Nervous, breaks down every movement needed to drive the car. Ecstatic to get from A to B.

Thats me!!

The Smart Car - Small But Perfectly formed. Agile but very safe.

The Morris Traveller - Old and a little bit wooden.

[Georgious dancer]

Great thread Cruella!

The speed demon- always drives as fast as possible no matter what the speed limit!

[Juju]

The 2CV - never fails to raise a smile, but few people ever take it seriously.

[under par]

The old police car looks like a panda with horns on top and constantly flashes at you!! (and some might add has a pr#ck on the inside!)