View Poll Results: Beards - Yes or No?

Voters
101. You may not vote on this poll
  • I'm a guy - real men don't need beards

    26 25.74%
  • I'm a guy - I've got a beard and I'm proud of it

    12 11.88%
  • I'm a guy - I really fancy bearded men

    1 0.99%
  • I'm a guy - I can't grow a beard!

    5 4.95%
  • I'm a lady - beards turn me OFF big-style

    36 35.64%
  • I'm a lady - it's the guy who matters, beard or no beard

    14 13.86%
  • I'm a lady - my beard is a nuisance as I have to shave it regularly

    5 4.95%
  • I'm a lady - beards turn me ON big-style

    2 1.98%
Page 5 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast
Results 81 to 100 of 128

Thread: Facial hair - Yes or No?

  1. #81
    Registered User John S's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Deepest, Darkest Fife
    Posts
    1,182
    Rep Power
    12

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hevmac View Post
    yeah.... especially now YOU HAVE A BEARD!!
    lovelyand soft it is tooX
    LOUDER, PLEASE.

  2. #82
    Registered User martingold's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    1,864
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    Just a wee bit more hair than I like.....
    goes and gets his beard trimmer

  3. #83
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Waltham abbey
    Posts
    4,610
    Blog Entries
    4
    Rep Power
    11

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    You can't have it both ways now....
    err well you can...

    think of a number and a different type of stubble.

  4. #84
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    talc free Fife....
    Posts
    2,376
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    Facial hair is horrid, men should be clean shaven. Althought I do like the feel of stubble on my neck
    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    err well you can...

    think of a number and a different type of stubble.
    If you have that kind of stubble on your neck, surely something is wrong... or you're an olympic gymnast?

    Knew I should've carried on with my gymnastics!

  5. #85
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Waltham abbey
    Posts
    4,610
    Blog Entries
    4
    Rep Power
    11

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    If you have that kind of stubble on your neck, surely something is wrong... or you're an olympic gymnast?

    Knew I should've carried on with my gymnastics!
    nope dont need to be a gymnast. Just need to look at it from a different view.....

    (makes note to shave neck later)

  6. #86
    Commercial Operator Rocky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Surrey
    Posts
    1,895
    Rep Power
    10

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    If you have that kind of stubble on your neck, surely something is wrong... or you're an olympic gymnast?

    Knew I should've carried on with my gymnastics!
    It comes from her love of giving people shoulder carries. Much like the pubic mound area, it's believed that hair grows there to reduce friction and to trap phermones. Men toting Sirens such as this have been known in science for sometime - they usually also display distinctive markings such as different coloured cranial plummage...

  7. #87
    Registered User SteveK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Cairns, Australia
    Posts
    365
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    All that means that if you want to look 'hard' and be thought of as an Alpha male, grow a groomed (but not over groomed) beard and remember to wash it frequently! As regards women, you will have them falling over themselves to get to you - not in droves I grant you, but in very select groups: That is, strong independent women who have the balls to handle a 'real' man and bimbos with no self esteem who like the look of a bad boy and like the idea that they might be treated to a bit of rough (you choose...)

    But of course we haven't mentioned the most important thing and that is men with beards generally have higher levels of testosterone, so if you want a good seeing to ladies, all things being equal, go for a man with a beard. Although, you need to bear in mind that it's also likely that he will be sporting a bald head..

    Why the goatee? Well it's a beard, and it isn't: so goatee wearers transcend pigeon holing - they could just as well be an artist as a hooligan.

    A psychiatrist friend told me an alternate theory about goatee beards, and how goatee beards were only acceptable if the bloke's facial hair had gone grey.

    People will be aware of the theory of why women wear lipstick; that the purpose of it is to mimic a certain part of the most private part of a woman's anatomy (we're not "upstairs" so I'm not describing in more detail).

    So according the the psychiatrict theory, why would a "hard" "Alpha Male" bloke deliberately walk around with a v****a on his face?

    Of course this theory doesn't apply if the bloke has grey hair, and I definitely think that a grey goatee beard can suit some people rather well.

  8. #88
    Registered User ~*~Saligal~*~'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Posts
    575
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Goaties suit some men and not others - as Rocky's pretty much mentioned.
    Beards usually "age" a man - a good cheat for young guys (especially baby-faced ones).
    Overgrown & untrimmed beards scream hygiene problems and old-fashioned attitudes to me - so it doesn't really "do it" for me.
    My preference is clean-shaved - if stubble is desired by the guy then a few days growth is a good thing (to save the free exfoliation).

  9. #89
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    talc free Fife....
    Posts
    2,376
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    nope dont need to be a gymnast. Just need to look at it from a different view.....

    (makes note to shave neck later)
    *Is being a bit slow today as still struggling to see but I will work it out when the cold has escaped my body....*

  10. #90
    Dickie Davies' love-child Cruella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Rugby
    Posts
    6,159
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by SteveK View Post
    So according the the psychiatrict theory, why would a "hard" "Alpha Male" bloke deliberately walk around with a v****a on his face?
    Most guys would love to be in that situation. (Mind you they'd have to be pretty strong to walk around at the same time.)

  11. #91
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Carnoustie
    Posts
    1,044
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Facial hair, of any description...absolutely not

  12. #92
    Commercial Operator Rocky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Surrey
    Posts
    1,895
    Rep Power
    10

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by SteveK View Post
    .........with a v****a on his face?

    Of course this theory doesn't apply if the bloke has grey hair....
    Why? Don't old ladies have v****as too?

  13. #93
    Dickie Davies' love-child Cruella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Rugby
    Posts
    6,159
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    Why? Don't old ladies have v****as too?
    No, they heal up through being unused, like an earring hole that is absent of an earring. (So I'm led to believe)

  14. #94
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    talc free Fife....
    Posts
    2,376
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    No, they heal up through being unused, like an earring hole that is absent of an earring. (So I'm led to believe)
    *wishing she hadn't read this thread quite so early and on an empty stomach...*

  15. #95
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    talc free Fife....
    Posts
    2,376
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by martingold View Post
    goes and gets his beard trimmer

    Don't want you to get into bother if more hair is preffered!

  16. #96
    Registered User sidney's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    ex.Brum, now in limbo somewhere in the Midlands
    Posts
    288
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    I dislike any facial hair on a man, it makes them less attractive and and older, give me smooth face anyday.

  17. #97
    Dickie Davies' love-child Cruella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Rugby
    Posts
    6,159
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    No, they heal up through being unused, like an earring hole that is absent of an earring. (So I'm led to believe)
    Where is the Explainer when you need him. I got neg rep for this tongue in cheek comment. Sorry if I offended any of the older people, I wasn't being ageist. I was trying to insinuate my husband tells me this, so I keep having regular sex. So apologies if you didn't get the joke.

  18. #98
    Registered User Crazy Shark's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Deep Blue Sea
    Posts
    5,019
    Rep Power
    10

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Yes but only stubble not a full on beard!!! Beard on some men are ok but prefer stubble (not too much stubble).

    As female, facial hairs on female doesn't look good, IMO!!

  19. #99
    Registered User John S's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Deepest, Darkest Fife
    Posts
    1,182
    Rep Power
    12

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    ..... my husband tells me this, so I keep having regular sex......
    That must be a candidate for the worst-ever chat-up line. Still, if it works .......

  20. #100
    Registered User Miss Flicts's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    West Sussex
    Posts
    174
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by sidney View Post
    I dislike any facial hair on a man.
    Even Father Christmas.. and God?!

    I think it would be sad to live in a uniformly shaved world...

    I don't find beards alluring in any particular way, but they certainly don't bother me and I think they do suit some men.

    I think it would be boring if all men were clean shaven.. My Dad and my ex definitely both look better with beards than clean shaven.

    I'm amazed how many women are really anti-beard...what's the problem? It's just the natural state of a man.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. 1000 silly things to do with a hair-piece?
    By Ghost in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 67
    Last Post: 23rd-May-2006, 11:53 PM
  2. Long hair and bobby dazzlers
    By kiwichook in forum Let's talk about dance
    Replies: 31
    Last Post: 6th-October-2005, 06:08 PM
  3. Public Information Board - Hair pulling
    By Tessalicious in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 34
    Last Post: 31st-August-2005, 11:40 AM
  4. Hair straightening advice
    By Northants Girly in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 18th-October-2004, 08:28 AM
  5. Hair
    By Debster in forum Let's talk about dance
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 17th-September-2002, 04:38 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •