View Poll Results: Beards - Yes or No?

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  • I'm a guy - real men don't need beards

    26 25.74%
  • I'm a guy - I've got a beard and I'm proud of it

    12 11.88%
  • I'm a guy - I really fancy bearded men

    1 0.99%
  • I'm a guy - I can't grow a beard!

    5 4.95%
  • I'm a lady - beards turn me OFF big-style

    36 35.64%
  • I'm a lady - it's the guy who matters, beard or no beard

    14 13.86%
  • I'm a lady - my beard is a nuisance as I have to shave it regularly

    5 4.95%
  • I'm a lady - beards turn me ON big-style

    2 1.98%
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Thread: Facial hair - Yes or No?

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    Re: Facial hair - yes or no???

    Originally posted by ChrisA
    Andy made me do it....
    I've developed a new mind control device.

    And now for my greatest test. JB, throw away that jumper

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    Re: Re: Facial hair - yes or no???

    Originally posted by Andy McGregor
    I've developed a new mind control device.

    And now for my greatest test. JB, throw away that jumper
    You mean "JB, stop smoking on the stage at Hipsters..."


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    Re: Re: Re: Facial hair - yes or no???

    Originally posted by ChrisA
    You mean "JB, stop smoking on the stage at Hipsters..."


    Nigel promised me JB had stopped doing that. I thought the hairy jumper was a sort of 'security blanket/fag substitute'.

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    Originally posted by Graham
    So of the 22 responses so far, nobody, male or female, professes to fancying men with beards. So I think we can safely say John's question has been answered!

    Depends what kinda beard you are referring to though? does it not??

    big massive bushy beards are a turn off

    but little goatie beards and bald heads (also depends on who the guy is thou)

    Don't get excited StuartM

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    Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
    but little goatie beards and bald heads (also depends on who the guy is thou)
    Ummmm....

    Trampy

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    Originally posted by Forte
    Quote from Shania Twain song heard on radio this morning...song is "Up!"

    Man, my skin is weird
    I wish I could grow a beard...


    Well her skin would not be weird if she had not gotten all that plastic surgery done

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    Originally posted by TheTramp
    Ummmm....

    Trampy
    Stop getting excited


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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Facial hair - yes or no???

    Originally posted by Andy McGregor
    Nigel promised me JB had stopped doing that. I thought the hairy jumper was a sort of 'security blanket/fag substitute'.
    Ah, maybe he has. Hurrah, in that case.

    I guess it's been a few weeks since I saw him smoking last.

    Chris

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    Originally posted by John S
    OK, obviously needs a new option in the poll, but I can't do it without Franck's help:

    "I'm a guy who can't grow a beard."

    or how about

    "I'm a guy who had a beard but had to shave it off as most of it went grey"

    but hey I am keeping me tash, as that has been known to tickle in the nicest of places . . . like Charlton, Greenwich and even Hammersmith - what else could I have meant!

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    Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
    but little goatie beards and bald heads (also depends on who the guy is thou)

    Don't get excited StuartM
    And there was me, toying with the idea of going for the slaphead look too...but then the lobotomy scar would show

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    I like some facial stubble on a guy, preferably 3-4 days worth....then you don't get tash rash

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    I like some facial stubble on a guy, preferably 3-4 days worth....then you don't get tash rash
    look at my profile pic
    oh and Barbs (my wife) would kill me if i shaved my beard off

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Facial hair shayne ward / justin timberlake style =


    Not loving actual tash's and beards, big bushy ones are a big no-no!

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie View Post
    , big bushy ones are a big no-no!
    - in more ways than one.

    I do like a little something around the mouth area on a man..... distracts from the bol5ox that generally comes out of it.

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Facial hair is horrid, men should be clean shaven. Althought I do like the feel of stubble on my neck

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    - in more ways than one.

    I do like a little something around the mouth area on a man..... distracts from the bol5ox that generally comes out of it.


    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    Facial hair is horrid, men should be clean shaven.
    Can't stand stubble-rash

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Well, there are beards and there are beards... one's that look like that they start under your armpits and then creep up your face are a definite no... arty beards that have points and sculptured sides are a definite no... wispy little goatees, are a definite no.... and stubble is a definite no if you want kiss someone because they act like sandpaper - cheap dermebrasion though ladies.

    The ONLY acceptable beard on a man is a mid length goatee and here's why.

    1.) Men aren't supposed to have beards because most (pansy like) women, for the other reasons detailed below, don't like them and because they say that it irritates their skin.

    2.) Men aren't supposed to have beards because the 'establishment' tells you that it's not conducive to creating a bond of trust. (It's covering your face and people do that, especially their mouth, when they are lying..)

    3.) Men aren't supposed to have beards because it makes them look aggressive - people can read your emotions more easily if they can see your entire face and a beard also creates a sub-conscious link to primitive man.

    So growing a beard:

    1.) Sends a very clear message that you not need to chase after women - there's nothing women hate more than a desperate man. Growing a beard means that you don't care either way and there's nothing women find more attractive than a man who appears not to be interested in them. The caveat to that is that as geeks grow beards, this is only true if you are a man's man.

    2.) Sends a very clear message that your a bit of a rebel. So, the man's man beardee is a free thinker an adventurer, an entrepreneur and a risk taker.

    3.) Sends a very clear message that you're a 'geezer'. So you will always be able to turf a pregnant lady out of a seat on a bus without any comeback...

    All that means that if you want to look 'hard' and be thought of as an Alpha male, grow a groomed (but not over groomed) beard and remember to wash it frequently! As regards women, you will have them falling over themselves to get to you - not in droves I grant you, but in very select groups: That is, strong independent women who have the balls to handle a 'real' man and bimbos with no self esteem who like the look of a bad boy and like the idea that they might be treated to a bit of rough (you choose...)

    But of course we haven't mentioned the most important thing and that is men with beards generally have higher levels of testosterone, so if you want a good seeing to ladies, all things being equal, go for a man with a beard. Although, you need to bear in mind that it's also likely that he will be sporting a bald head..

    Why the goatee? Well it's a beard, and it isn't: so goatee wearers transcend pigeon holing - they could just as well be an artist as a hooligan.

    Why mid length? Well, stubble scratches and long beards are just plain wrong. Mid length hair is soft to touch and kiss and if you combine it with a little stubble around the central chin area AND a long tongue added to a bit of technique you have the tools to generate the most mind blowing orgasms for your lady...

    That's why, like Martin, if I ever shaved my beard off I've been told by my wife that she would leave me..

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by martingold View Post
    look at my profile pic
    oh and Barbs (my wife) would kill me if i shaved my beard off
    Just a wee bit more hair than I like.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie View Post
    Facial hair shayne ward / justin timberlake style =
    exactly like that! mmmmmmmmm

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    Facial hair is horrid, men should be clean shaven. Althought I do like the feel of stubble on my neck
    You can't have it both ways now....

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    ......... strong independent women who have the balls ..........
    Scary!!!!!

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    Re: Facial hair - Yes or No?

    yeah.... especially now YOU HAVE A BEARD!!
    lovelyand soft it is tooX

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