You mean "JB, stop smoking on the stage at Hipsters..."Originally posted by Andy McGregor
I've developed a new mind control device.
And now for my greatest test. JB, throw away that jumper
I'm a guy - real men don't need beards
I'm a guy - I've got a beard and I'm proud of it
I'm a guy - I really fancy bearded men
I'm a guy - I can't grow a beard!
I'm a lady - beards turn me OFF big-style
I'm a lady - it's the guy who matters, beard or no beard
I'm a lady - my beard is a nuisance as I have to shave it regularly
I'm a lady - beards turn me ON big-style
I've developed a new mind control device.Originally posted by ChrisA
Andy made me do it....
And now for my greatest test. JB, throw away that jumper
You mean "JB, stop smoking on the stage at Hipsters..."Originally posted by Andy McGregor
I've developed a new mind control device.
And now for my greatest test. JB, throw away that jumper
Originally posted by ChrisA
You mean "JB, stop smoking on the stage at Hipsters..."
Nigel promised me JB had stopped doing that. I thought the hairy jumper was a sort of 'security blanket/fag substitute'.
Originally posted by Graham
So of the 22 responses so far, nobody, male or female, professes to fancying men with beards. So I think we can safely say John's question has been answered!
Depends what kinda beard you are referring to though? does it not??
big massive bushy beards are a turn off
but little goatie beards and bald heads (also depends on who the guy is thou)
Don't get excited StuartM
Ummmm....Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
but little goatie beards and bald heads (also depends on who the guy is thou)
Trampy
Originally posted by Forte
Quote from Shania Twain song heard on radio this morning...song is "Up!"
Man, my skin is weird
I wish I could grow a beard...
Well her skin would not be weird if she had not gotten all that plastic surgery done
Stop getting excitedOriginally posted by TheTramp
Ummmm....
Trampy
Ah, maybe he has. Hurrah, in that case.Originally posted by Andy McGregor
Nigel promised me JB had stopped doing that. I thought the hairy jumper was a sort of 'security blanket/fag substitute'.
I guess it's been a few weeks since I saw him smoking last.
Chris
or how aboutOriginally posted by John S
OK, obviously needs a new option in the poll, but I can't do it without Franck's help:
"I'm a guy who can't grow a beard."
"I'm a guy who had a beard but had to shave it off as most of it went grey"
but hey I am keeping me tash, as that has been known to tickle in the nicest of places . . . like Charlton, Greenwich and even Hammersmith - what else could I have meant!
And there was me, toying with the idea of going for the slaphead look too...but then the lobotomy scar would showOriginally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
but little goatie beards and bald heads (also depends on who the guy is thou)
Don't get excited StuartM
I like some facial stubble on a guy, preferably 3-4 days worth....then you don't get tash rash
Facial hair shayne ward / justin timberlake style =
Not loving actual tash's and beards, big bushy ones are a big no-no!
Facial hair is horrid, men should be clean shaven. Althought I do like the feel of stubble on my neck
Well, there are beards and there are beards... one's that look like that they start under your armpits and then creep up your face are a definite no... arty beards that have points and sculptured sides are a definite no... wispy little goatees, are a definite no.... and stubble is a definite no if you want kiss someone because they act like sandpaper - cheap dermebrasion though ladies.
The ONLY acceptable beard on a man is a mid length goatee and here's why.
1.) Men aren't supposed to have beards because most (pansy like) women, for the other reasons detailed below, don't like them and because they say that it irritates their skin.
2.) Men aren't supposed to have beards because the 'establishment' tells you that it's not conducive to creating a bond of trust. (It's covering your face and people do that, especially their mouth, when they are lying..)
3.) Men aren't supposed to have beards because it makes them look aggressive - people can read your emotions more easily if they can see your entire face and a beard also creates a sub-conscious link to primitive man.
So growing a beard:
1.) Sends a very clear message that you not need to chase after women - there's nothing women hate more than a desperate man. Growing a beard means that you don't care either way and there's nothing women find more attractive than a man who appears not to be interested in them. The caveat to that is that as geeks grow beards, this is only true if you are a man's man.
2.) Sends a very clear message that your a bit of a rebel. So, the man's man beardee is a free thinker an adventurer, an entrepreneur and a risk taker.
3.) Sends a very clear message that you're a 'geezer'. So you will always be able to turf a pregnant lady out of a seat on a bus without any comeback...
All that means that if you want to look 'hard' and be thought of as an Alpha male, grow a groomed (but not over groomed) beard and remember to wash it frequently! As regards women, you will have them falling over themselves to get to you - not in droves I grant you, but in very select groups: That is, strong independent women who have the balls to handle a 'real' man and bimbos with no self esteem who like the look of a bad boy and like the idea that they might be treated to a bit of rough (you choose...)
But of course we haven't mentioned the most important thing and that is men with beards generally have higher levels of testosterone, so if you want a good seeing to ladies, all things being equal, go for a man with a beard. Although, you need to bear in mind that it's also likely that he will be sporting a bald head..
Why the goatee? Well it's a beard, and it isn't: so goatee wearers transcend pigeon holing - they could just as well be an artist as a hooligan.
Why mid length? Well, stubble scratches and long beards are just plain wrong. Mid length hair is soft to touch and kiss and if you combine it with a little stubble around the central chin area AND a long tongue added to a bit of technique you have the tools to generate the most mind blowing orgasms for your lady...
That's why, like Martin, if I ever shaved my beard off I've been told by my wife that she would leave me..
yeah.... especially now YOU HAVE A BEARD!!
lovelyand soft it is tooX
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