Hello Happy_B!

[marty_baby]

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....Enough enough ladies!

...golly... have I really been coming across that badly????

Forgive me - busy working - I've been throwing in the odd post without thought lately, when I see a thread that makes me laugh....

I'll consider a bit more what I post in future... and will tone it all down...... and I'll not talk about heifers anymore ok?


Truce?
Kiss and make up?

martin

[ElaineB]

He looked at the shoes. Was it that time of year again? The Elmgrove High School Hop? But no. Whilst the heels were high, they were also silver and sparkly, and far too small to fit his large feet into. He smiled as he remembered the phrase, "Large feet, large ........."

feet!!! It a b*gger when you want to follow in someone else's footsteps though, coz you obliterate them!!!


Elaine

[ElaineB]

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....Enough enough ladies!

...golly... have I really been coming across that badly????

Truce?
Kiss and make up?

martin

Aw, shucks, OK then, but I was having such fun...


Elaine

[Lou]

Aw, shucks, OK then, but I was having such fun...

Me too! Do we really have to stop?

....feet!!! It a b*gger when you want to follow in someone else's footsteps though, coz you obliterate them!!!

But as Marty_baby had long since forgotten how to follow, this wasn't really an issue.

His mind wandered back to his encounter with that shady Le Soc organisation. Fragments were coming back to him. He could remember royalty. He'd definitely met several Princes - including one who had been bewitched into a handsome frog. And a Princess! Ah yes! Maybe the shoes would fit her?

[marty_baby]

hhhuuuuuummppppffffff...!!!!!!!!

wanna say stuff... but I'm not allowed to...!!!!


WWWWaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! (Best impression of a baby's wail...! )



see all you guys at Gloucs tonight.... we can discuss all of this in much more detail then!

[ElaineB]

hhhuuuuuummppppffffff...!!!!!!!!

wanna say stuff... but I'm not allowed to...!!!!


WWWWaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! (Best impression of a baby's wail...! )



see all you guys at Gloucs tonight.... we can discuss all of this in much more detail then!

Ooooh.is that a promise...................

Lou, I think we're in trouble!!


Elaine

[Lou]

Lou, I think we're in trouble!!

Ptooey. It takes more than Marty to scare me!

[philsmove]

..... Do we really have to stop?

Nooooo

keep going

[Happy B]

But as Marty_baby had long since forgotten how to follow, this wasn't really an issue.

His mind wandered back to his encounter with that shady Le Soc organisation. Fragments were coming back to him. He could remember royalty. He'd definitely met several Princes - including one who had been bewitched into a handsome frog. And a Princess! Ah yes! Maybe the shoes would fit her?

....then a problem occured to Marty_Baby, how was he going to find the headquarters of this underground community? Le Soc was one of those urban myths that everyone knew about but darent speak of. The words Le Soc often came accompanied with bad luck in competitions, and the lack of ability to dance. As Marty_Baby already suffered from incapability of being able to follow a lead, he was unsure about risking this in an effort to find the owner of the missing shoe.

After much considreation, his conscience got the better of him he HAD to know who the owner of the shoe was, and if she was able to lead him in a dance. The biggest problem was how to find the Le Soc base. There was only one way, it was risky, he knew he had to.................

[Happy B]

..

Beck_strawberry_baby,

I like it!
....hhhmmm the name has a ring to it:

..."Becky_young_heifer_...Txts_while_in_shower_bab y".....

....hhhhm.... bit long though!

Oi , i dont text when im IN the shower. I had just got out actually. So there

B

[Lou]

he knew he had to.................

...stick the term "Le Soc" into Google, and see what happened. Of course, the first few thousand results were merely links to fetish sites that Marty_baby had already clicked on (in his search for interesting "dancing" footwear, and not for any other reason, oh no ), and to a certain porn star. But finally, on the last page, he found a link to a page that looked promising. He clicked on the link.

It took him to a page that was completely black. But by squinting closely he could just make out an address written in black text on a black background. He grabbed his handy A-Z and Road Atlas and jumped into his car...

[marty_baby]

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....oh man... half of the Bristol girls are ganging up on me here!


Help!


PS:
Never realised you ladies are so eloquent!... bit of a nudge... and your imagination has gone riot!

[ElaineB]

...stick the term "Le Soc" into Google, and see what happened. Of course, the first few thousand results were merely links to fetish sites that Marty_baby had already clicked on (in his search for interesting "dancing" footwear, and not for any other reason, oh no ), and to a certain porn star. But finally, on the last page, he found a link to a page that looked promising. He clicked on the link.

It took him to a page that was completely black. But by squinting closely he could just make out an address written in black text on a black background. He grabbed his handy A-Z and Road Atlas and jumped into his car...

.........which was originally a VW Beetle, but the Le Soc organisation had got to it overnight.......it and transformed into a 'Puma'..........

He raced up the motorway, his heart pounding......he could have done without the nervous twitch though....

He pulled into an Industrial Estate and suddenly there was a flash of brilliant light.....he looked up to see Mr and Mrs Wiggle looking desperate......they too had been Le Soc'd. Marty felt relieved that he was not the only victim. It appeared that Le Soc were intent on changing not only people's shoe wear, but also forcing leaders to follow!

They were soon joined by other victims of the Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6. After a glass of lemonade, which between 6 of them was really only a sip......

Elaine

[Whitebeard]

.........which was originally a VW Beetle, but the Le Soc organisation had got to it overnight.......it and transformed into a 'Puma'..........

He raced up the motorway, his heart pounding......he could have done without the nervous twitch though....

He pulled into an Industrial Estate and suddenly there was a flash of brilliant light.....he looked up to see Mr and Mrs Wiggle looking desperate......they too had been Le Soc'd. Marty felt relieved that he was not the only victim. It appeared that Le Soc were intent on changing not only people's shoe wear, but also forcing leaders to follow!

They were soon joined by other victims of the Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6. After a glass of lemonade, which between 6 of them was really only a sip......

Elaine

And there was much hopeless knashing of the teeth, and bowing of the head of a Friday night in the bailwick of Gloster, as the invading infidels of Le Soc flaunted their tatoowy woad and superior style, wreaking havoc in the Hall of Walls. One of the c*****y six, the very last, a veteran in all but dance, drowned in the sip. He thought it was water, but who's to say or gainsay. In any event he failed the test of the moment. He flinched and floundered as his lead was hijacked, and he was backlead with a shameless zeal to which he had no answer.

All of which just goes to show that ..... I'm a weakneyed crap c*****y dancer.

[anitaL]

Well, I'm shocked Marty--didnt realise you were so kinky!!

[JUSTINE]

hi lou are you still going on about shoes im still after the ones you,ve got are you fed up with them yet???

justine xx

[Lou]

But the man with the white beard was secretly the Guardian to the Hallowed Corner of the Hall of Walls. And as he danced with the elegant willowy blonde Queen (despite her shameless attempts to backlead, sabotage, and wiggle dangerously), he managed to inform her that, in the hall that night, there were a number of potential initiates for the Le Soc Order.

"And are they Forumites?", asked the Queen, regally.

"Oh, yes, Madam", replied the Guardian.

"Very well, Guardian of the White Beard", said the Queen. "Prepare them for the test of their worthiness!"

[marty_baby]

...um... geting confused now!


Fab 6:
....Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6.....

are we missing someone?
or is it a mysterious person we never mention by name???

So far i have:
Elaine_regal_ringleader_baby
Lou_drives_a_cute_buggy_baby
becky_strawberry_princess << NB: Not allow to refer to as a little_cute_heifer_baby!!!

phil_flys_a_balloon_bloke_baby
marty_baby

[Lou]

Fab 6:
....Bristol Le Soc fraternity and they decided to call themselves the famous 6.....

Ahhhh, but, Marty - if you read carefully, the six are VICTIMS of Le Soc! (Although, they may not all be what they seem.... )

[ElaineB]

But the man with the white beard was secretly the Guardian to the Hallowed Corner of the Hall of Walls. And as he danced with the elegant willowy blonde Queen (despite her shameless attempts to backlead, sabotage, and wiggle dangerously), he managed to inform her that, in the hall that night, there were a number of potential initiates for the Le Soc Order.

"And are they Forumites?", asked the Queen, regally.

"Oh, yes, Madam", replied the Guardian.

"Very well, Guardian of the White Beard", said the Queen. "Prepare them for the test of their worthiness!"

Whilst checking that her stick-on tatoo was still in place and reapplying her dark, dark lipstick, the vampish Elle Presidente Lou devised a cunning plan. She addressed the growing number of confused Le Soc victims:

'My friends, we have the evidence' - she waved a hand regally at Marty Baby and indicated that he should follow her outside. He grabbed the now many pairs of high heels, socks and masks and followed her..........many onlookers gathered, some from as far afield as Cardiff.......they did not know the significance of what was to happen next.

El Presidente whispered something to Whitebeard, who sprang into action..........cement was slowly being poured into a large cavern............

Elaine