To take offence?

[MartinHarper]

Seeing as no-ones voted for the first option yet, it looks like members of this Forum's Strop Squad don't want to engage. ..

It would appear that they're all pathologically damaged...
(statistics can prove anything, eh?)

[Andy McGregor]

Maybe some members of the Strop Squad need to be outed...

But wouldn't that make them a bit stroppy?

[DianaS]

What I had in mind were the members of the "I got really upset/offended because he/she said/told me xxxxx" gang - or better still, the "He/she said that? Wow - I'd be really offended if I were you" posse. Saying "it shouldn't be like that" doesn't of itself count as stroppy I don't think.

Maybe some members of the Strop Squad need to be outed...

Di thinks
God When did I last post and how hot is it??
actually when did I last dance and how hot was that
and then when did I last s**** and was that at all hot?
and why don't I get gossipped about or criticised or any thing
I FEEL so insignificant I'lkl have to have a row with some one so every one will watch and take sides and I can cry or feel brave, but hsi is all just words and I'm a teapot
PS fingers getting bettter not that any one has asked..
and I've had no rep good or bad for AGES

Life sucks
[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]

[Sheepman]

What are you doing with Sheepman under your jumper?

Still nothing!

Baaaa.

[Lory]

[SIZE=1]and then when did I last s**** and was that at all hot?

What did everyone else make of this disguised word, the two words that sprang to my mind both have only 3*s

One, I can probably be quite sure was hot (and probably steamy ) and the other, well, who knows???

Come on, she's begging us to gossip!

[CJ]

What did everyone else make of this disguised word, the two words that sprang to my mind both have only 3*s

One, I can probably be quite sure was hot (and probably steamy ) and the other, well, who knows???

Come on, she's begging us to gossip!

I figure they'd both be hot and steamy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But with that amount of *****, I assumed it was "sweat".

Anyway, my Dear Di.

Stop yer whingin!! You're beginning to sound like McGregor! (who, incidentally IS the biggest pro-abortion argument this country has.)

Anyway, am sending you a big two finger salute!!!!

Give me your best reply, woman!!

[Dance Demon]

What did everyone else make of this disguised word, the two words that sprang to my mind both have only 3*s

One, I can probably be quite sure was hot (and probably steamy ) and the other, well, who knows???

Come on, she's begging us to gossip!

Ah......the first one could have 4 *s if you add an e........then again maybe I'm just talking s***........

[Lou]

and why don't I get gossipped about or criticised or any thing

oi missus. I gossiped about you yesterday

Jeez Louise! This place is full of drama queens! How am I ever supposed to cope dealing with such amateurs?!

[latinlover]

What did everyone else make of this disguised word, the two words that sprang to my mind both have only 3*s

One, I can probably be quite sure was hot (and probably steamy ) and the other, well, who knows???

Come on, she's begging us to gossip!

yeah but Diana IS the female gadget when it comes to spelling , so she could have meant ANYTHING!

[DianaS]

I figure they'd both be hot and steamy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But with that amount of *****, I assumed it was "sweat".

Anyway, my Dear Di.

Stop yer whingin!! You're beginning to sound like McGregor! (who, incidentally IS the biggest pro-abortion argument this country has.)

Anyway, am sending you a big two finger salute!!!!

Give me your best reply, woman!!

No bodies going to tell me that I'm all mouth and no trousers
There too much of all that around here
My fingers still stumpy and won't type right
In any case you winging southerners probably wouldn't know a s**** if it hit you in the face...
and your 've probably never had one either
Your SO pathetic dance you dance smoothly
how sad is that!
don't you know northern lads have bouncy hands cas it makes our t*Ts jiggle?
They are REAL men..
don't eat quiche...
and bounce and s**** us proper

Response please
AND I WANT REP

[CJ]

No bodies going to tell me that I'm all mouth and no trousers

Rightly so...

I've been led to believe that if you were no trousers, you'd be all lips!!

[David Bailey]

Well, I'm thinking female Gadget now also...

And:

In any case you winging southerners probably wouldn't know a s**** if it hit you in the face...

Totally. I don't know what it is on the screen.

and bounce and s**** us proper

OK, what the h*ll is s****?

[DianaS]

Well, I'm thinking female Gadget now also...

And:

Totally. I don't know what it is on the screen.


OK, what the h*ll is s****?

See you don't know
and I'm not telling till my rep hits 100
I'll provide pictures

[Dreadful Scathe]

See you don't know
and I'm not telling till my rep hits 100
I'll provide pictures

well ok then...but I cant give you anymore rep

[Andy McGregor]

Stop yer whingin!! You're beginning to sound like McGregor! (who, incidentally IS the biggest pro-abortion argument this country has.)

Does CJ mean the whole clan or just one member of it? This from a guy that's so inexperienced as a DJ he can't leave the decks for a second, even for a pi55

[Lory]

don't you know northern lads have bouncy hands cas it makes our t*Ts jiggle?
They are REAL men..
don't eat quiche...
and bounce and s**** us proper

<Lory gasps> ooh Diana, that's rude!


I did wonder why Angelique moved oop there

[El Salsero Gringo]

OK, what the h*ll is s****?

Whatever it is, I'll bet a donkey can do it to Di's satisfaction. Out of the way boys, I'm a comin' through.

[David Bailey]

he can't leave the decks for a second, even for a pi55

Is that like a Scots version of a P45?

I mean, I know he's clearly useless, but sacking him seems a bit extreme in the middle of a set... Who knows, he might take vicious revenge by playing, say, "Brown Eyed Girl" Can you take the chance?

[Nick M]

don't you know northern lads have bouncy hands cas it makes our t*Ts jiggle?

Reminds me of the joke ....

Q
How do you tittilate an ocelot?


A
You oscillate its tits a lot

[jockey]

You lot are unbelievable. Every time I put up a jokey poll that's not meant to be taken seriously, everyone thinks I'm being serious and I come in for a slagging, left right and centre. And now that I'm being serious you're all taking the ****.

If I weren't so laid back and tolerant, I'd be really offended.

Hola E. S. G!
Be aware that once the writer has written and published it matters not one jot what he intended - the text takes on its own life independent of the author and can be interpreted and criticised (praise is included in that concept) by others according to what they find in it. They have to make their comments stick with the use of argument - as ever.
Do you want to know what gets my goat? Refusals in freestyle and I am contemplating constructing a case against the guilty; make no mistake it will be powerful...but will I be taken seriously E. S, G.? Do you know what "hola" means in what language or are you a complete imposter...