Excellent thread!
- Moves: Tunnel, backhander, pretzel and BLOODY ARCHIESPIN!!
- The Hipsters And MamboCity Cooperation Committee
- Spammers
- ... OK, I'll stop now
A search showed this hasn't been done for a while, and I've been grumpy all the way home. So here goes.
That [CENSORED] Ceroc Spin. I am rubbish at it.
Oh, and while I'm here, St Albans town centre can go in there as well.
< winge over, skips away all sweetness and light >
Actually, I just thought I'd better stop there or I'd be going for an epic longest-forum-post-in-recorded-time
Excellent thread!
- Moves: Tunnel, backhander, pretzel and BLOODY ARCHIESPIN!!
- The Hipsters And MamboCity Cooperation Committee
- Spammers
- ... OK, I'll stop now
need to go on a bit yetOriginally Posted by NewKid
to add to 101:
Walks (especially synchronous fancy stuff)
Signals (in particular the clothesline... no, sorry, that's the neck-break.)
nothing wrong with walks gadget - they look great when done well
room 101 for me:
Tabloid Newspapers
Stupid Quiz Shows (which is about all of them)
Reality TV
Marmite
George Bush Snr and Jnr
People who let their dogs foul the pavement and dont clean it up
...etc...
Sorry DS but marmite is coming right back out again. It's marvellous stuff.
In go:
The Jubilee Line.
Dance partners who ignore the teacher and then complain they haven't got the hang of the move.
Other dance partners who despite being in intermediate or advanced classes still grab onto your hands and ignore one of the first things they were taught- DON'T USE YOUR THUMBS.
The ones who use too much aftershave and hair-goop and then move in far too close on the comb...
Or who do close moves even though it should be obvious to them that they're making their partner deeply uncomfortable.
Girls who manage to get to the 90% of good men before the rest of us ever meet them- there must be a REASON they're all taken or not interested in women.
People who make you feel small.
Peas. They're just not normal. Nothing can be that small and green and still be right with the world.
A large number of my co-workers.
People who talk loudly in a) the cinema and b) churches-they're NOT museums, however many interesting things there are to see in them- people DO go into them for spiritual reasons and loud conversations are not respectful.
Ah, that feels a LOT better.
See, that's why I want them consigned to 101: "when well done"Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Gadget's keyboard.
Yeah, but unfortunately it'd probably go to Room `-!Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
In.....
- The Catapult Flip Flop
- Spiders
- Shania
- Monty Python quotes
- Yankers
- Chef Pants
- M4 Speed Cameras
- Swindon
- Overly Chirpy People
Mercedes Benz drivers, and their inability to drive in the middle of a lane.
Recruitment consultants
Peanut Butter. And while I'm at it every other type of nut.
Raw tomatoes
Scooters
Chelsea Tractors
Manchester United
Film critics (for getting me to waste £7 to see American Beauty)
Originally Posted by Stuart M
Let it be known - the first time I meet Lou Ill be wearing chef pants and catapult flip flops, a t-shirt with a spider saying Monty Python quotes and Ill be incredibly chirpy. "Hi LOU!! Im from Swindon....don't you love those speed cameras!! Lets dance to this shania song, mind out for my death grip!"Originally Posted by Lou
Donations accepted now for the funeral
It'll be hard to appreciate your pants, t-shirt, flip flops (it was actually a move taught last night in Thornbury), etc., unless you arrange for a glass coffin....Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
In room 101:
Definitely any sort of comb that drapes my arm in their sweat
People who keep time by waggling their arm up and down like they are conducting an orchestra
People who grip your hand like their life depended on it
Bouncing...what's that all about? because it doesn't look good!
Looks like I won't be getting any dances from Lou then.Originally Posted by Lou
Oi! Look - I deliberately did not put Chef's Pants, because I knew you'd pick up on it....Originally Posted by Chef
I can't win.
Originally Posted by NewKid
and the wednesday class there
I started wearing them about 5 years ago because...... well it is long story. But it was basically a combination of lazyness (they came out of the tumble dryer without needing ironing - very important because I was dancing six nights a week at that time and hate ironing) and the fact they made me easy to find on a crowded dance floor.Originally Posted by Lou
What I find interesting is that Lou comes across enough people wearing them to be able to develop a hatred of them - do tell us Lou.
I used to hate those trousers that had lots of dangly straps on them that would beat you around the legs as the woman spun in the. I also hated the fashion for those belts with lots of stringy and knotted ends that beat you around waist level and get caught in your hands. Thankfully both are now out of fashion.
WTH, my post count is already in double figures so I'm gonna get insulting and chuck St Alban's Thursday class in there too.Originally Posted by stewart38
(Gadget: I had to stop after only 2 things on my first post, 'cos otherwise the number of things in my Room 101 would have caused sufficient density to create a localised black hole)
People who say "smile" and smile at you as you they are nutters
People who touch my body as though it wasn't part of me
People who swing me about when I'm pre-menstrual and dizzy
People who drop you and fall ontop (yes it happened!)
People whose hands disappear into your clothing
Every one else is okay and dandy
I like dancing really honest
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