"He who succeeds, is a toothless parrot"
You look much better without my glasses!!!
or
Is there no begining to your talent?
"He who succeeds, is a toothless parrot"
If you ain't got any socks, you can't pull em up!
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
Last Xmas, I bought my ex-wife something to keep her chest warm.....a pair of ankle socks!Originally Posted by Lory
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't really for you"
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
There are no stupid questions: just stupid people
Ancient Chinese proverb (I read somewhere on the Forum)
"It takes one to Tango"
Also, "Confucius - he say, 'The man with one watch know the time - the man with two is never exactly sure.'"
In theory, there's no difference between theory and practise, but in practise there is.
It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
and
You! Off my planet
If you can't be good be careful and if you can't be careful be good at it !!
Liz
You're not late until you get there.........
A friend of mine has a tshirt with the slogan:
"Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians!"
The man that never made a mistake never made anything.
Originally Posted by Gadget
I want one , preferably in black
"Men - great at carrying baggage ... rubbish at unpacking it" (paraphrased from a forumite).
"Take the cotton wool out of your ears and put it in your mouth" (heard yesterday).
I'm sure I've seen the Tramp in that t-shirt...Originally Posted by Gadget
Originally Posted by philsmove
Stop the world, I want to get off!!
“Even if the door slams in your face, the window is always open.”
“ Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
and my personal favourite......
“ Never cry over spilt milk – it could’ve been whisky.”
This reminds me of a quote from a new favourite film of mine, 'Saved!':Originally Posted by Dizzy
"They say when Jesus closes a door, somewhere He opens a window"
"Yeah, so we'd have something to jump out of."
And can I add (this is a saying- it's not ADDRESSED to anyone!)
'You look like I need a drink.'
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