Sorry you had to leave Hammersmith early!
"There isn't enough time to do the things I want to do in life, much less the things I don't want to do"
Im here stuck at work and no one has shown up yet so really feel bummed that i had to leave the TJive early and race back to kent only to find that there was nothing to do! ARRGH!
I was wondering what peoples favourite quotes or sayings were? I think they can say things we often cant express ourselves... my very favourite quote is...
'Life is not about how many breathes you take but the moments that take your breath away."
Katie
Sorry you had to leave Hammersmith early!
"There isn't enough time to do the things I want to do in life, much less the things I don't want to do"
Thanks! Thats a cool saying, have to agree with you on that one!! Im trying to think of happy sayings to cheer myself up a bit.Originally Posted by Feelingpink
I heard a brilliant one today
"I’ve never been an optimist. I am a prisoner of hope"
Archbishop Desmond Tutu, 2005
"well this day has been a total waste of make up"
and
"how to I set the laser printer to kill?"
Originally Posted by Yliander
Great quotes but i still like;
Just when you thought the weekend had everything ...../snip/
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Originally Posted by Yliander
I love it!!Originally Posted by Yliander
Originally Posted by Yliander
(The office laser printer has been really playing up recently )
"While you are down there...."
Originally Posted by Yliander
SO stealing that one.
One for using behind the backs (literally) of attractive men:
"That arse should have railings round it so people could file respectfully past."
All politicians are like disposable nappies. They should be changed frequently and for the same reason.
...now THATS funnyOriginally Posted by cerocmetro
This is one I have posted on the OZ forum but its such a great one I'll post it here as well!!
'Diplomacy is telling a person to go to hell in such a way that he will look forward to the trip!'
My favourite is a Sparkles-ism.
"Everything will be ok in the end, and if it is not ok, it is not the end."
My favourite is a really corny sexist one, but it brings back happy memories of a friend I lost touch with years ago: "On a scale of nought to one, I'd give her one"
Ive heard that one but its only funny if you use a proper scale i.e. on a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give her one, because the 'one' you are referring to isnt part of the scale... you are actually changing the subject...er...if you see what i mean. I had this argument with a friend who said the same thing.Originally Posted by Graham
1 of my favourites is 'treat everyone as you wish to be treated yourself......unless you're a sado-mascochist'
When all your dreams have turned to dust... it's time to vacuum.
G, DS: a;; said and done, if she was doubly attractive, would you give her two, or give her one.... TWICE??
I've heard that one but it's only funny if you miss out the "sado-". I had this argument with a friend who said the same thing.Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
touchè sir .... touchèOriginally Posted by Graham
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