Big Brother 2005

[Lou]

I'm EVERYWHERE

I was just wondering when the new series of Big Brother starts...
I don't know about you, but I'm getting lonely

I think what we need is a new series and some new housemates...

BB

Oooh! New BB starts tonight! That's me sorted....

[Lory]

Oooh! New BB starts tonight! That's me sorted....

Fantastic start.................. I hate them ALL!

[Minnie M]

Fantastic start.................. I hate them ALL!

wot a bunch

[Tiggerbabe]

Yup! Great first programme

[Lou]

Fantastic start.................. I hate them ALL!

Awwww..... How can you hate them?! It's still too early! Just wait for them to stop trying too hard & see what they're like then....

Currently I adore scary Mary.

And it's the first time I've been dying to get back to work - but only to gossip with one of the chaps there. He's addicted to BB (although he says he only watches it because his wife does.... ), but is a hunt sabateur, so I'd love to know what he's gonna make of Derek.

However, I have to admit I can't see myself warming to Craig....

[Graham]

However, I have to admit I can't see myself warming to Craig....

I took an instant dislike to him, and I agree I don't see it being overcome. I have to say that they appear to have gone a bit overboard with the casting this time round - several give the impression that they are "colourful characters" to the point of needing professional help. Others seem like attempts to copy profiles of past housemates such as Craig from BB1 (Maxwell). Lesley's ambition is apparently to become a DD-list celebrity in the style of Jade Goodie.

[Lou]

I ♥ Derek this morning. Wandering around tidying & doing the washing up in his lovely stripey dressing gown.

I also wish I could've heard Makosi & Craig arguing earlier. However, since half of every sentance is just the word F***, it's pretty quiet when he's on screen...

[Lory]

Awwww..... How can you hate them?!

I found it quite easy!

It's just my first impression and FWIW I like hating them all, it's great place to start!

So, lets see what we have....

First up was political analyst Derek Laud, 40, who described himself as black and gay.

I think he'll be interesting but would have been better if we had someone of equal intelligence with opposing views on life!

Lesley, 19, a single sales coordinator and dance student from Huddersfield, strutted into the house second, dressed in a saucy nurse's outfit.
She had me groaning, after 30seconds of her interview

Sam, 23, from Cheam, Surrey.
She said she was “addicted to men and sex”. And had worn out 3 'toys' in the last couple of months
I hope she can't control her addiction!

Maxwell, 24, a maintenance engineer, lives with his father in north London.
To me, first impressions, he came across as the most 'real'

Vanessa, 19, a business studies student, from Croydon, Surrey, describes herself as a ``gossiper, bitch, loud and shallow''.
Instantly forgettable

Anthony 23, a 70s dancer, who lives with mother
Yawn!

Craig 20, single hairdresser from Norfolk - with ``attitude''.
Every other word was the F* word!

Roberto 30 is originally from a small village in Italy and has lived in Liverpool for nine years.

Mary 30, claims to have been abducted seven times by aliens.
Yes as Lou said...SCARY!

Science, 22, is an entertainment entrepreneur from Leeds.
One of those rapping type idiots, that hates the world

Saskia, 23, is a London promotions worker, with massive boobs

Makosi, 24, admits to being a "princess".
I loved it when she waited for AGES for the door to open and all she had to do was pus it!

Kemal, 19, is a belly dancer and student. He entered the house in a red sari, gold stilettos and make-up.
I admit he made me laugh, when his headress got stuck!

[Tiggerbabe]

Roberto 30 is originally from a small village in Italy and has lived in Liverpool for nine years.

And I'm just waiting for the moment when he reveals that he's actually no more Italian than I am 5th or 6th most handsome man in Italy, in a competition? Yeah right!

[ducasi]

I'm always slow to warm to each new BB crew, but this year they've out-done themselves.

First up was political analyst Derek Laud, 40, who described himself as black and gay.

The father figure, he's going to get quickly bored with all the airheads around him.

Lesley, 19, a single sales coordinator and dance student from Huddersfield, strutted into the house second, dressed in a saucy nurse's outfit.

Dull.

Sam, 23, from Cheam, Surrey. She said she was “addicted to men and sex”. And had worn out 3 'toys' in the last couple of months

She seems to be the most normal girl there, and even seems to have a bit of a brain.

Maxwell, 24, a maintenance engineer, lives with his father in north London.

Epitomises everything I hate about English "geezers".

Vanessa, 19, a business studies student, from Croydon, Surrey, describes herself as a ``gossiper, bitch, loud and shallow''.

At least she knows she's a mouthy bitch.

Anthony 23, a 70s dancer, who lives with mother

He so loves himself, but I think he could do well. He at least seems to be metally stable.

Craig 20, single hairdresser from Norfolk - with ``attitude''.

Needs to grow up.

Roberto 30 is originally from a small village in Italy and has lived in Liverpool for nine years.

He seems quite cool. A bit full of himself, but you probably have to be to go on this show.

Mary 30, claims to have been abducted seven times by aliens.

If she's psychic, how did she not know she should just push the door? My top tip for first out.

Science, 22, is an entertainment entrepreneur from Leeds.

Another one that needs to grow up and drop the patronising attitude.

Saskia, 23, is a London promotions worker, with massive boobs

Yawn.

Makosi, 24, admits to being a "princess".

Proof you don't need to be blonde to be a dizzy blonde!

Kemal, 19, is a belly dancer and student. He entered the house in a red sari, gold stilettos and make-up.

He's going to be such a drama queen. Entertainment potential.


That's my first impressions. I reserve the right to totally change my mind at any moment over the next how-ever-many weeks it runs.

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Can't say i've ever been that interested in reality TV, I get bored with it too easily, I can't even stick to soaps and they are probably on less. I did watch a little last night though and umm, the new housemates, certainly are, umm...interesting...

[Tiggerbabe]

That's my first impressions. I reserve the right to totally change my mind at any moment over the next how-ever-many weeks it runs.

Absolutely, that's what's such fun

[Lory]

Oh how i've laughed tonight, it's been brilliant!

I especially enjoyed the 'friction' between kemal and Science. These two characters have to stay in, even though Science is a complete idiot, it makes for great viewing! (at least Kemal can argue 'reasonably', even if he IS wearing stilletto's at the time)

I know it's crewel but the fact Princess Micosi's (the 13th) is getting such a hard time is gut wrenchingly funny!

And does anyone think Mary could have put any MORE clothes on the have a shower?
(Do you think she managed to wash her 'bits' properly )

[Minnie M]

Oh how i've laughed tonight, it's been brilliant!

I especially enjoyed the 'friction' between kemal and Science. These two characters have to stay in, even though Science is a complete idiot, it makes for great viewing! (at least Kemal can argue 'reasonably', even if he IS wearing stilletto's at the time)

I know it's crewel but the fact Princess Micosi's (the 13th) is getting such a hard time is gut wrenchingly funny!

And does anyone think Mary could have put any MORE clothes on the have a shower?
(Do you think she managed to wash her 'bits' properly )

I just love that Kemal (maybe it's because I am a shoes person)

[Tiggerbabe]

Oh how i've laughed tonight, it's been brilliant! /snip/............................./snip/ I know it's crewel but the fact Princess Micosi's (the 13th) is getting such a hard time is gut wrenchingly funny!

Loved the keys - that was priceless

[drathzel]

Loved the keys - that was priceless

Saw that on BBLB and it was soooo funny. She really believes they are picking on her and whether they are or not is not the point!!!

[Lory]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Can Craig get through just ONE sentence without saying: "at the end of the day, right"

or

"What I'm trying to say is....

or

you get what I'm trying to say, right?"

[Tiggerbabe]

Actually found myself warming to him yesterday

have missed today's instalment though, so no idea if I'll be back to my original impression

[Lou]

Why, oh why, oh why did Makosi pick Mary?! Ah well....

[Graham W]

...only reason for watching any of BB is Makosi - /, thu it seemed as if the rapper was trying to get the most nominations with his chicken rant, he impresses me with his say it as it is rather then typical english bitching/ -, Vanessa is sweet /- er, Mary - bleurgh!

G x