Page 5 of 6 FirstFirst 123456 LastLast
Results 81 to 100 of 108

Thread: A Ceroc Forum Story ......

  1. #81
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    318
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
    ......Scot.....
    I worry about you Bob.....

    Don't read into the SCORPIO thing too much

  2. #82
    The Oracle
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Posts
    2,263
    Thanks
    18
    Thanked 151 Times in 61 Posts

    Rep Power
    10
    Elliot & Graham had to abandon their plans to get their own rubber underwear, and instead help Scot and Robert through their troubled relationship. Graham suggested that Robert spend a bit of time away from the man of his life, and DJ at a swing night. Scot misheard this, and decided to promote his next dance as a swingers party. He ...

  3. #83
    Not a spoon! Lou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Holby
    Posts
    3,772
    Thanks
    109
    Thanked 161 Times in 94 Posts

    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    10
    ...wasn't really surprised when the first guests to show up were a couple of News of the World reporters who made their excuses and left. Scot realised the swinging scene wasn't really for him, so instead....

  4. #84
    B.T.C.
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    North Queensferry
    Posts
    2,161
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    he undid his exotic attire and fancy ( and terribly expensive) lingerie, threw it in the general direction of the assembled crowd, looked in the direction of Franck who was enjoying the company of Wendy, Jayne and Janet, and cried out.....................

  5. #85
    The Forum Legend
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Nottingham
    Posts
    10,672
    Thanks
    16
    Thanked 88 Times in 49 Posts

    Rep Power
    12
    ...NO!! I can't take any more of this. I'm off to Blitz....

    Steve

  6. #86
    Commercial Operator
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Fife.
    Posts
    5,701
    Thanks
    110
    Thanked 250 Times in 132 Posts

    Rep Power
    11

    Looking @ the above

    Originally posted by Scot


    I worry about you Bob.....
    And you worry about me???????????????

    Had to pick on someone who hadn't been mentioned yet.

  7. #87
    Registered User John S's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Deepest, Darkest Fife
    Posts
    1,182
    Thanks
    48
    Thanked 65 Times in 32 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    ...NO!! I can't take any more of this. I'm off to Blitz....

    ии where I will be treated with the respect, awe and worship that I merit. But when I go, I will make sure I take with me ии

  8. #88
    Registered User Jayne's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    1,000
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    ...a sheep?...

  9. #89
    Venue Manager Fran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    By Edinburgh
    Posts
    394
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    Originally posted by Jayne
    ...a sheep?...

    "No! No! No! she is mine!!!! you promised you would never take her Franck!"came a cry. The shocked crowd looked around to see who had made the desperate plea and then they parted, agast at the unexpected sight of........



    fran

  10. #90
    Commercial Operator Gus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    York
    Posts
    5,203
    Thanks
    35
    Thanked 70 Times in 45 Posts

    Rep Power
    10
    Lisa, still tastefully attired in her leather thong and mini basque outfit (yup ... shopping at M&S again), but looking aghast. She sprinted forward tearing the sheep out of reluctant hands and ran toward a waiting car which raced away. Inside the look of young inncocence was replaced by a malevolant evil smile as Lisa (or Madame Lisa D'Pain as her clients knew her) unzipped the fake woollen hide to reveal the REAL secret message. "BHUH HUH HU" .. the Evil Lisa cackled .... "Its Mine ... the Map to the Source of Orange Trousers".....soon, soon I'll be able to.....

  11. #91
    Registered User Jayne's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    1,000
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    (Gus that was a not so subtle attempt to get someone inside your orange trousers akin to Sheena's wasn't it??!)

  12. #92
    Commercial Operator Gus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    York
    Posts
    5,203
    Thanks
    35
    Thanked 70 Times in 45 Posts

    Rep Power
    10
    Originally posted by Jayne
    (Gus that was a not so subtle attempt to get someone inside your orange trousers akin to Sheena's wasn't it??!)
    SHHHHSH .... I was hoping no-one noticed. Anyway .. I'm still being distracted by the thought of Lisa in her leather outfit ... anyone got any photos?

    Anyway ... COME ON ... someone contiue the story before Lisa realises whats happening to her chaste image....

  13. #93
    The Forum Legend
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Nottingham
    Posts
    10,672
    Thanks
    16
    Thanked 88 Times in 49 Posts

    Rep Power
    12
    Surely that should be 'chased'???

    Steve

  14. #94
    Registered User John S's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Deepest, Darkest Fife
    Posts
    1,182
    Thanks
    48
    Thanked 65 Times in 32 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    OK, OK, it's not quite my turn, but in the interests of moving the storyline along .....

    Lisa, still tastefully attired in her leather thong and mini basque outfit (yup ... shopping at M&S again), but looking aghast. She sprinted forward tearing the sheep out of reluctant hands and ran toward a waiting car which raced away. Inside the look of young inncocence was replaced by a malevolant evil smile as Lisa (or Madame Lisa D'Pain as her clients knew her) unzipped the fake woollen hide to reveal the REAL secret message. "BHUH HUH HU" .. the Evil Lisa cackled .... "Its Mine ... the Map to the Source of Orange Trousers".....soon, soon I'll be able to.....
    ........ cover my legs with orange trousers like Gus does (although of course he has much more reason to do so). But wait, this looks like an extremely detailed list of directions to The Tramp's residence (posted by him on the "I'm Coming to Glasgow" thread in a deperate attempt to get young Scots lasses to visit his house of ill repute). Could Gus have left his own trousers there when .......

  15. #95
    Commercial Operator
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Fife.
    Posts
    5,701
    Thanks
    110
    Thanked 250 Times in 132 Posts

    Rep Power
    11
    ..... that infamous "getting chucked out of Ceroc story swapping" party. On hearing of the swapping bit, out intrepid reporters from the News of the World were there too. Gus, being the sharp eyed creature he is, managed to see through their disguises and realsised they were actually......

  16. #96
    The Forum Legend
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Nottingham
    Posts
    10,672
    Thanks
    16
    Thanked 88 Times in 49 Posts

    Rep Power
    12
    ... two pot plants, and an ironing board....

  17. #97
    B.T.C.
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    North Queensferry
    Posts
    2,161
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    but Lisa's keen eyes spotted the subterfuge and because her leather thong and attractive mini basque ( OK Gus !! ).....could deflect attention from her hands the ironing board and pot plants had no idea what hit them.

    In a whirl and blur of motion Lisa turned the board on its side so it was nice and stiff ( ) and laid the pot plants on top.


    She showed them the map and threatedned that if they didn't tell ehr where the orange trousers were she would .......

  18. #98
    Omnipresent Administrator Franck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    3,044
    Thanks
    65
    Thanked 244 Times in 104 Posts

    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    10
    ... get them to demo for her at the next Intermediate class, where she was planning a 'special' version of the "In & Out hands on chest", involving...

  19. #99
    Venue Manager Fran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    By Edinburgh
    Posts
    394
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    "a left, right and centre handled fangeld wangled quadrupel pretzel thingy ma bob - ( one of the new moves learnt at the latest ceroc update ) which also devishly incorporated a pair of rubber gloves, a plastic mat and some baby bio leaf polish" to be used upon them if they did not submit to her whim. From fear of public humiliation ( although, there was a tiny part of the pot plant and the ironing board which it all did appeal to) , they gave in and told her ....

  20. #100
    Ceroc Teacher Lisa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Aberdeen
    Posts
    203
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Rep Power
    9
    Originally posted by Gus
    Lisa, still tastefully attired in her leather thong and mini basque outfit (yup ... shopping at M&S again),
    Wicked.... or wicked ? Just shocking! I'll have to dust of my angel outfit soon to redress the balance!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Complete the following story...
    By Piglet in forum Fun and Games
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 23rd-June-2006, 01:03 PM
  2. How about for a heart warming can do story
    By clevedonboy in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 22nd-March-2006, 06:46 PM
  3. The Forum story so far...
    By Franck in forum Fun and Games
    Replies: 52
    Last Post: 17th-January-2003, 03:23 PM
  4. Memories from the 50's: Tell your story.
    By Franck in forum Let's talk about dance
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 22nd-April-2002, 10:02 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •