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    Originally posted by Fran
    " they gave in and told her ....
    ....they would each wear her leather thong and attractive mini basque for half an hour as punishment at the themed Edinburgh party on Dec 28th! Emm.....she knew that the special edition video made from this night would be a best seller. She agreed to their plea for forgiveness as long as they also promised to perfect the sausage roll move and.....

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    ...being as they were reporters from the News of the World, they informed her that they were well accustomed to, and have already perfected, any moves involving a sausage.

    Meanwhile, back at the swimming pool...

    (talk about a change of subject or what - but this is turning into a soap!).

    Steve

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    ....SwingSwingSwing had just started teaching a class. It was a taster course in the latest swing crossover, swimdy hop. But the class were floundering ( ), struggling with the intricasies of doing triple steps wearing full diving gear. In particular, poor Gus was having trouble with his helmet.....




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    Originally posted by SwingSwingSwing
    ....In particular, poor Gus was having trouble with his helmet.....
    ... Helen immediately volunteered to go down and sort his helmet out. But then Gus (Craig) stepped out of the water, wearing an orange wetsuit, and all the ladies realised it was Gorgeous Gus who was in trouble.
    2 hours later the police were still trying to work out if 100 women jumped into the pool to help a toy gorilla, or to get away from an orange-clad monster...

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    Thank you David. My office are all now looking at me very strangely (no comments please), for bursting into fits of laughter.

    I think I'll read your posts at home in future!!

    Steve

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    sorry..........still trying to get the image and idea of wearing Lisa's thong............ and it was still warm .................

    sorry who was talking about helen going down ????? what happened to Gus.................... is there a doctor in the house :sorry

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    so after Helen rubbed Gus' helmet for a few minutes he came to his senses and stepped out of his soaking orange wet suit. As he did so he plunged his hand back into the suit and showed Helen his sausage roll - now rather limp and soggy.

    Helen, amused at the site held up a small leather thong and asked Gus if he recognised it. Unsure of what to say he replied.....

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    And Bill....

    If you're wearing Lisa's thong.....

    What's Lisa now wearing???

    :sorry

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