... mused Frank as he wondered on the viability of a Ceroc franchise north of the Arctic Circle, could he overfill a hall in Lapland? But he was pulled from his reverie by Bill's insistant banging of his....
... trust an answer from some evil Microsoft software, conceived from the loins of Satan by the son of the Devil himself - Bill Gates. {Sorry - Franck asked me to post this} Still - the Ceroc for Lap Dancers idea it came up with was appealing. But would it attract enough men...
... mused Frank as he wondered on the viability of a Ceroc franchise north of the Arctic Circle, could he overfill a hall in Lapland? But he was pulled from his reverie by Bill's insistant banging of his....
Mike Walker
Too much is never enough
.....red stilettoes on the head of the hapless airstepping smoker whose blood was now congealing in numerous small pools spreading out from his lifeless body on the uneven O'Donahues dancefloor. Realisation slowly dawned on Franck that for once the emptiness of the room wasn't due to his latest experimental Algerian hip-hop garage crossover track. Suddenly, the doors flew open, and several policemen crowded through them, and with them was none other than......
Wendy ... dressed in a wonderfull sensuous outfit that screamed ... "stroke me ... you know you want to!" Bill thought quickly, casualy strolling over he took Wendy's profered hand and whispered to the Police "We told him this floor was dangerous ... NOW looked what happened"! A dull light came on in Mr Plods eyes and seconds later the public were enthralled to see Franck being hauled away screaming .... "The Music wasn't that bad honest ... its all a Microsoft conspiracy!!"
Bill put on 'Vem Vet', took Wendy into his arms and thought to himself ... "two birds, one stone" .... until he realised that...
Quickly editing because of Gus's post!
.... The tiny Swedish songbird, Lisa Ekdahl, whose sweet and innocent demeanor belied the evil bitterness inside her, had entered the room. The music stopped.
"Where is Heather?", she roared.
Everyone turned to look, but....
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....everyone knew there was bonny heather all over the highlands, she could have just popped up north for a sprig or two. 'Swedes' thought Bill. 'Good music, but no knowledge of where to find quality foliage'. Just then, the plants namesake 'Heather' came in wearing a T-Shirt proclaiming 'Lisa sucks' which made CJ comment....
... that he was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something even worse, such as....
lol Dave stop quoting all the bad metaphors/analogies from the other threadOriginally posted by Dave Hancock
... that he was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something even worse, such as....
its not my turn ...
next...
that fatefull injury when he sprinted through the thistles ... forgetting he was wearing his kilt. Never mind .. the sign that 'Lisa Sucks' gave him a thought as to how he could have the last of those thorns removed! He approached Lisa with rising 'anticipation' and said
..."let me show you this drop they do down south". But Lisa was already chasing through the heather after Heather. She asked the Tramp to help, and he...
erm..erm..never mind *l*..I like Lou's better
...didn't hear, being away on business and all that (which explained why the forum was so quiet that day). Bill twirled and grimaced. "Sore willy" he explained. Gus replied that he'd seen more than he ever wanted to see, and suggested that they...
Hmmm.... why is it I always time mine with someone else?! (*lol*)
Sorry Emma! We changed same time too! *lololol*
..should all sit down together bash out some sort of Swing Music playlist that could be adopted in the North, because plainly it would be Better For All. Bill perked up at this a bit and mentioned that...Originally posted by Lou
...didn't hear, being away on business and all that (which explained why the forum was so quiet that day). Bill twirled and grimaced. "Sore willy" he explained. Gus replied that he'd seen more than he ever wanted to see, and suggested that they...
...he had this idea of a whole freestyle dedicated to Blues, with a Blues theme, and a Blue dress code and ...and....and .... but it was too late... Gus had realised that the cause of Club Music was dead! Sadly he changed from his bright orange trousers and was about to change into something more 'sensible' when he was bowled over by an enraged Wendy storming into the room (again).
"You stopped dancing with me mid beat" she yelled at a suddenly 'un-bluesed Bill ..."..and no man performs Blues-Interruptus with me and lives.!" So saying she made a mental note to strip Bill of his BTC rank and pulled out of her pocket a......
"...signed copy of PEANUTS with her lookalike emblazoned on the cover. "If only you could be more like Snoopy" she grumbled at Bill "he would never stoop so low." "That beagle can certainly dance" thought everyone near by. A tremendous springing noise echoed round the room ....
(what does Wendy think of all this attention )
... and in came Sheena. Gus came over all funny - a strokeable tiger outfit!! He'd only seen one of those on video before (and it wasn't the Ceroc champs video!!!) He casually raced over to her, and said...
...."Hey, baby: you look like funfunfunfunfun!!"
"Not so fast, monkey-boy!" interrupted John S, angrily, "I've spent years waiting for this moment, and no flashing-trousered twerp is going to spoil it!". With that, he grabbed Sheena's hand, and......
... escorted her to his psychedelic camper van where he offered her a cup of tea and a large selection of biscuits. The mood was tense, Sheena was allergic to digestive. John S apologised profusley for shoving his box in her face and ...
.......spilling the hot liquid down her strokeable trousers. Sheena sprung to her feet, and sprung, and sprung (etc) yelling "Act Your Age, Grand-dad". She fled from the van, seeking solace in ......
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