You are wrong, Deep Purple is not Back in Black.
Money makes the world go round.
Since, in my oh-so-long 2 days as a Forumite, I've noticed that there's nothing you guys love more than a good debate, I present this game which I play at another forum. The idea is that one person posts a statement, then the next person has to say why that statement is wrong, and post one of their own, for example:
"I just ate a lemon bonbon"
"you are wrong, Simon LeBon is not lemon-flavoured"
and so it continues (the reasons should all be this silly if you can manage it)
I shall start, and see if you lot get the hang of it (I'm sure you will):
Purple is the new black
You are wrong, Deep Purple is not Back in Black.
Money makes the world go round.
No, I'm sorry, that's completely wrong. In fact there's nothing we love more than a meaningless and pedantic argument that hinges on the ambiguous interpretation of a single word, preferrably 'elitist' or 'average'.Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
You are wrong, Miss Moneypenny is not a well-rounded person.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
(OK, I'm crap at this , but do I get points for Bond-ism?)
And as for:
For a unique value of "we", perhaps...Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
You are wrong, Anne Diamond was my worst girlfriend.Originally Posted by DavidJames
Time heals all wounds.
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
You are wrong Diamonds pizza if eaten in too great a quantity are fattening and are certainly not a girls best friend!!Originally Posted by DavidJames
This statement is incorrect
d'oh. looks like we submitted at the same time
We'll let the next submitter decide which to reply to – both could produce interesting follow-ups.
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
Ducasi is wrong: Doctors heal a lot of the physical ones. And so does elastoplast.
Bangers and Mash is wrong: That statement is correct, it IS incorrect. So to say it is incorrect is in fact, incorrect.
There's no business like showbusiness.
Purple Sparker is wrong: Showing the business is not having a business.
Better an egg today than a hen tomorrow!
Not if it's rotten, or, indeed, a snake's egg. *shudders*
They're coming to take me away, ha ha.
Azande is wrong: everyone knows you have to margarine an egg not butter it and its always jam on the hen!Originally Posted by azande
Simple Simon met a pieman, did you know?
Piglet is in fact correct but she forgot to mention they have started a pretty haberdashery shop in EastbourneOriginally Posted by Piglet
Ducasi is wrong. Time wounds all heels (Groucho Marx?).Originally Posted by ducasi
Religion is the opiate of the masses (Karl Marx)
Last edited by Clive Long; 19th-May-2005 at 02:52 PM.
No. Codeine is the opiate of the masses (scientifically true- codeine is the lowest level of a family of painkillers that go all the way up to Heroin- Mum's a GP, what can you do?).
I just can't control my feet.
No you are wrong, remote controls are a huge feat, imagine having to get out of your chair!!!!Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
A red sock ruins white washing
No, you are wrong. White washing my fence suffered no ill effects from the colour of my socks.Originally Posted by drathzel
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Don't forget acronyms - mention of MIB can really enliven a discussion.Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
Uh-huh. And just what are the other parts ??Originally Posted by gjohn
Time heals.
no, you are wrong. food doesn't affect my balance at all unless I am too far away from the table.Originally Posted by qjohn
A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!
A bird with 2 bushes is definitely not something I would want to handle.
What goes around comes around.
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