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    Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Following on from here

    I go for "Bigguth Dickuth"

    I couldn;t stop laughing at that seen - had tears in my eyes !

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    "He's not the Messiah: he's a very naughty boy."

    "Come back, it's only a flesh wound." (or something close)

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    "Come back, it's only a flesh wound." (or something close)
    "Come back. I'll bite your ankles"

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    " No one expects the spanish inquisition"

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Not Python, but equally surreal in the context of the film. I don't know why I find it so funny every time, but there it is...

    'if you're really us, what number are we thinking of?'

    '69, dudes!'

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Quote Originally Posted by Divissima
    Not Python, but equally surreal in the context of the film. I don't know why I find it so funny every time, but there it is...

    'if you're really us, what number are we thinking of?'

    '69, dudes!'
    Excellent!

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    He's a king.
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    How can you tell?
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    He's not covered in sh1t

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    "What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

    snip percussive Latin grammar lesson snip

    "Now write it out a hundred times by morning or I'll cut your balls off"

    I learned Latin just like that at school

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    "its not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy produce"

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    "Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"

    "F%&# off! We're the People's Front of Judea!"

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    "He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks."

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Welease Wodger!

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin
    Following on from here

    I go for "Bigguth Dickuth"

    I couldn;t stop laughing at that seen - had tears in my eyes !
    He wanks as high as any man in Wome

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    ARTHUR


    How d'you do, good lady ... I am Arthur, King of the Britons ...
    can you tell me who lives in that castle?


    OLD WOMAN
    King of the WHO?

    ARTHUR
    The Britons.

    OLD WOMAN

    Who are the Britons?

    ARTHUR


    All of us are ... we are all Britons.


    DENNIS winks at the OLD WOMAN.


    ... and I am your king ....


    OLD WOMAN

    Ooooh! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were

    an autonomous collective ...


    DENNIS

    You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship,

    A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes ...

    OLD WOMAN


    There you are, bringing class into it again ...

    DENNIS

    That's what it's all about ... If only -

    ARTHUR

    Please, please good people. I am in haste. What knight lives in
    that castle?
    OLD WOMAN

    No one live there.

    ARTHUR

    Well, who is your lord?

    OLD WOMAN

    We don't have a lord.

    ARTHUR

    What?
    DENNIS

    I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take

    it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
    ARTHUR

    Yes.
    DENNIS

    ... But all the decision of that officer ...

    ARTHUR

    Yes, I see.
    DENNIS

    ... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority
    in the case of purely internal affairs.

    ARTHUR

    Be quiet!

    DENNIS

    ... but a two-thirds majority ...


    ARTHUR

    Be quiet! I order you to shut up.


    OLD WOMAN


    Order, eh -- who does he think he is?


    ARTHUR
    I am your king!

    OLD WOMAN

    Well, I didn't vote for you.


    ARTHUR

    You don't vote for kings.

    OLD WOMAN

    Well, how did you become king, then?


    ARTHUR

    The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite,

    held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by

    Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ...

    That is why I am your king!

    OLD WOMAN

    Is Frank in? He'd be able to deal with this one

    DENNIS

    Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out
    swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme
    executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from
    some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    ARTHUR

    Be quiet!
    DENNIS

    You can't expect to wield supreme executive power


    just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


    ARTHUR

    Shut up!

    DENNIS


    I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some


    moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would


    put me away!
    ARTHUR


    (Grabbing him by the collar)


    Shut up, will you. Shut up!

    DENNIS


    Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system.


    ARTHUR
    Shut up!


    PEOPLE (i.e. other PEASANTS) are appearing and watching.

    DENNIS

    (calling)


    Come and see the violence inherent in the system.


    Help, help, I'm being repressed!


    ARTHUR


    (aware that people are now coming out and watching)


    Bloody peasant!


    (pushes DENNIS over into mud and prepares to ride off)

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    On that vein, I love the "3 questions" scene:

    ---------------
    Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
    King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
    Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
    King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
    Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
    Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
    [he is thrown over]
    Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
    Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
    King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
    ---------------

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Not LOB, but from my favourite Python sketch:
    "If it hadn't been nailed to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies by now!"

    S. x

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    "There are no women here, are there??"

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Basil and Manuel are staring at the wall where the door to the dining room used to be. The Major walks downstairs and stops next to them.

    "Something wrong, Fawlty?"

    "We appear to have lost the door to the dining room, Major."

    The Major examines the wall in silence.

    "So you have. Well, never mind; it's bound to turn up sooner or later!"

    Exit Major.

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    Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque

    Have to say re Sparkles' quote, I prefer:

    -If it wasn't nailed down it would muscle out of them bars and VOOM!
    -VOOM? That parrot couldn't VOOM if you put 4,000 volts through it!

    Love the three questions. But also:

    "I wave my private parts at your aunties, you filthy English kerrrniggetts!"

    And the one I've used most often at balls, parties etc...

    "Ah, go on, it's only wafferrr thin!"

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    My Favourite Life Of Brian Quote, which has to be heard in context, is....

    I'm not.

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