While I agree that using "teach" as a noun here is fairly nasty, I don't normally have a problem with creative verbing of nouns and nouning of verbs. (Couldn't think of an appropriate example just now though!)
But I do have a problem with the use of
there instead of
their.
The thing is that we all know what is meant by the non-standard use of "teach" here and it doesn't cause too much of a problem understanding what is meant. It's totally different with
there/their,
your/you're,
where/were and other similar homonym confusions. In these cases it's much easier to initially misunderstand what is being meant, and you need to do a double-take to figure out what's being said. (And I blame the government!
)
You'll notice I don't have a problem with sentences starting with "But" or "And" either – just so long as they actually belong in a new sentence that is!
Oh, split infinitives are cool with me too – did you notice it?
(Is it any wonder I failed my Higher English? )
Generally, I've got to say though that spelling and grammar flames aren't very helpful. No-one came here to improve their english usage – not when there are more interesting things to talk about, like whether the word "crap" should be added to list of censored words on this forum.
Cheers!
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