Quotable quotes

[Swinging bee]

I like collecting those really smart and funny Quotes...for instance......On sex......... by Woody Allen......."It's the most fun I ever had without laughing".... What's yours?....

[philsmove]

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens

Woody Allen again

[Yliander]

“Pain looks great on other people that’s what they’re for”
Sisters of Mercy

For the pure of spirit and tarnished flesh – The Misson

[bigdjiver]

Time wounds all heels. Groucho Marx

[Stuart]

Another Woody Allen quote:

"Not only is God dead but is impossible to get a plumber on a Sunday"

[Swinging bee]

Economists are trying to work out why the girl with the least principles draws the most interest....anon..

I love criticism, just as long as it's unqualified praise ... Noel Coward

She's rather like Venus De milo...beautiful but not all there.....Anon.

[El Salsero Gringo]

Here are some by Mae West:

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."

"A hard man is good to come by..." (OK, I adapted that one a little.)

[Bangers & Mash]

Eternity is a really long time, especially towards the end.

The man may be the head of the household, but the woman is the neck. And the neck can turn the head whichever way it wants!

[Stuart]

"Strength is the ability to break a king-size Fruit & Nut bar into tiny pieces - and then eat just one of them" - comedian Ross Noble

[Bangers & Mash]

we have discovered massive weapons of destruction and they can be deployed in 45 minutes

Lots of planets have a North!
(DR Who)

[angelique]

Remeber, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent

Eleanor Roosevelt

[Tiggerbabe]

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Lane Olinghouse

[Tiggerbabe]

Two from Zsa Zsa Gabor -

"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

[bigdjiver]

"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing" Kingsley Amis

[Swinging bee]

as for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than I do chemists...anon


The cow is of the bovine ilk,at one end moo and the other one milk.

Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth brothels. There is no point going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.....Frederick Raphael.

[azande]

That which is dreamed can never be lost, can never be undreamed. - Neil Gaiman

[Clive Long]

Here are some by Mae West:
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Mae West again (probably there's a life-time supply) - the one I like

(one hand on hip, one hand puffing very large hair-do)

"it's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men"

[Sparkles]

I do everything Fred Astaire does, but I can do it backwards and in high-heels - Ginger Rogers

[Clive Long]

One that resonates with me

"I don't forgive, but I do forget"

Mark Barrowcliffe, "Girlfriend 44"

[David Bailey]

I do everything Fred Astaire does, but I can do it backwards and in high-heels - Ginger Rogers

although I believe that was said about her, rather than by her? Which makes it even better of course.