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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    Lets go really futuristic

    How about recieving up to the minute news flashes of the impending playlist directly to your personal 'wrist set' where you'd have the option of paging/beeping your favorite dancer to pre-book them!

    You could send the Dj's a thumbs up/down message which will give the DJ an instant percentage chart of how popular each track is

    Any other silly ideas?
    Who's got the time to look at the wrist? The playl ists should be projected onto the retina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andreas
    Who's got the time to look at the wrist? The playl ists should be projected onto the retina
    Nah... we should all be assimilated into the CollectiveTM, at which point, every song will be telepathically transmitted to every dancer through our cyborg implants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou
    Nah... we should all be assimilated into the CollectiveTM, at which point, every song will be telepathically transmitted to every dancer through our cyborg implants.
    surely you mean
    the CerocTMtive

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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Then there's the perfect aid to learning those moves, the "programmable auto dance boot" sends your feet any which way as controlled by the teacher.

    Do you still have to apologise if you kick someone while wearing these?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobgadjet
    surely you mean
    the CerocTMtive
    Wash your mouth out!

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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames
    Lots
    - Couples could be dancing to different tracks at the same time, that'd be weird to watch...

    I Have a vision of half the dancers doing

    Cha Cha Slide

    The other

    The Time Warp

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    I'm really liking all these idea's


    Ok how about this then......the moment someone starts to wiff, it's detected by the 'erm, wiff detector machine', he gets a message, via his wrist/retina to attend the 'Wallis and Gromit' style, changing machine?

    He's stripped, washed, sprayed with deoderant and re-clothed in a instant!
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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    How about an Intention Detector Scanner (aka the Perv Swerve) that assesses your intentions when you look for a dance partner and pairs you up with someone who is well up for a bit of whatever it is you have to offer (or, equivalently, helps you to avoid someone who has more on their mind than you'd like?)

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    How about the DJ stays at home & sends his playlist via the internet to the venue. he can watch how things are going on the dancefloor via a webcam. punters can place requests via a keyboard by the stage, and can send messages like " have you got anything that's not p!sh".......

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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by bobgadjet
    BARBARELLA comes to mind now
    I was thinking more of the "Orgasmatron" in Woody Allen's "Sleeper"!

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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
    How about an Intention Detector Scanner (aka the Perv Swerve) that assesses your intentions when you look for a dance partner and pairs you up with someone who is well up for a bit of whatever it is you have to offer (or, equivalently, helps you to avoid someone who has more on their mind than you'd like?)
    By Jove, I think he's got it! I'm prepared to be a guinea pig for the field trials

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dance Demon
    How about the DJ stays at home & sends his playlist via the internet to the venue. he can watch how things are going on the dancefloor via a webcam. punters can place requests via a keyboard by the stage, and can send messages like " have you got anything that's not p!sh".......

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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
    How about an Intention Detector Scanner (aka the Perv Swerve)


    LUVIT


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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Need a partner? No problem!
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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
    How about an Intention Detector Scanner (aka the Perv Swerve) that assesses your intentions when you look for a dance partner and pairs you up with someone who is well up for a bit of whatever it is you have to offer (or, equivalently, helps you to avoid someone who has more on their mind than you'd like?)
    He he he, my imagination's going wild here


    We could have programmable comfort zone warning systems....

    It would allow us to very quickly and simply set it to suit each individual partner and can be re-adjusted (or turned OFF ) at anytime!

    If your partner trespasses into your comfort zone he/she would get a slight warning buzz, jus to let them know! If they trespass any further the buzz starts getting painful. . the further they get the more painful, etc.!

    Mine would have a special 'shirtman' setting, set around 10ft away!
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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    Need a partner? No problem!

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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    He he he, my imagination's going wild here

    We could have programmable comfort zone warning systems....
    Well, OK, but only if they have a reverse setting...

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    Re: Futuristic dancing!

    So you are on one side of a very crowded dancedfloor and the track comes on that you REALLY MUST dance with Miss Gorgeous, but she's over the other side of the dancefloor just about to be grabbed by Mr Sleeze.

    You press the Tractor beam on your locator watch, and transport her to your side just in time to start the dance.

    Job done

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