Nah... we should all be assimilated into the CollectiveTM, at which point, every song will be telepathically transmitted to every dancer through our cyborg implants.Originally Posted by Andreas
Who's got the time to look at the wrist? The playl ists should be projected onto the retinaOriginally Posted by Lory
Nah... we should all be assimilated into the CollectiveTM, at which point, every song will be telepathically transmitted to every dancer through our cyborg implants.Originally Posted by Andreas
surely you meanOriginally Posted by Lou
the CerocTMtive
Then there's the perfect aid to learning those moves, the "programmable auto dance boot" sends your feet any which way as controlled by the teacher.
Do you still have to apologise if you kick someone while wearing these?
Greg
Wash your mouth out!Originally Posted by bobgadjet
Any similarity to any MJ organisation, living, dead or undead, past, present & future is purely coincidental.
Originally Posted by DavidJames
I Have a vision of half the dancers doing
Cha Cha Slide
The other
The Time Warp
I'm really liking all these idea's
Ok how about this then......the moment someone starts to wiff, it's detected by the 'erm, wiff detector machine', he gets a message, via his wrist/retina to attend the 'Wallis and Gromit' style, changing machine?
He's stripped, washed, sprayed with deoderant and re-clothed in a instant!
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
How about an Intention Detector Scanner (aka the Perv Swerve) that assesses your intentions when you look for a dance partner and pairs you up with someone who is well up for a bit of whatever it is you have to offer (or, equivalently, helps you to avoid someone who has more on their mind than you'd like?)
How about the DJ stays at home & sends his playlist via the internet to the venue. he can watch how things are going on the dancefloor via a webcam. punters can place requests via a keyboard by the stage, and can send messages like " have you got anything that's not p!sh".......
I was thinking more of the "Orgasmatron" in Woody Allen's "Sleeper"!Originally Posted by bobgadjet
By Jove, I think he's got it! I'm prepared to be a guinea pig for the field trialsOriginally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
Originally Posted by Dance Demon
Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
LUVIT
Need a partner? No problem!
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
He he he, my imagination's going wild hereOriginally Posted by El Salsero Gringo
We could have programmable comfort zone warning systems....
It would allow us to very quickly and simply set it to suit each individual partner and can be re-adjusted (or turned OFF ) at anytime!
If your partner trespasses into your comfort zone he/she would get a slight warning buzz, jus to let them know! If they trespass any further the buzz starts getting painful. . the further they get the more painful, etc.!
Mine would have a special 'shirtman' setting, set around 10ft away!
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
Originally Posted by Lory
Well, OK, but only if they have a reverse setting...Originally Posted by Lory
So you are on one side of a very crowded dancedfloor and the track comes on that you REALLY MUST dance with Miss Gorgeous, but she's over the other side of the dancefloor just about to be grabbed by Mr Sleeze.
You press the Tractor beam on your locator watch, and transport her to your side just in time to start the dance.
Job done
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